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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
unholy degenerate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Fluffy startling windowlicker chapel
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Sooty ungodly idea he suggested dilemma
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
at-the-ready hell
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Purple laser beams
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
razzle-dazzle kitchen stain
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Rose aphrodisiac principal's office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Opaque generalized bond
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Light hall
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
shaky step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
exhilarant sandwich base
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mahogany hyperactive stage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Beady-eyed deer antler theatre
  06/30/25
cr
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Light hall
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Mustard glittery macaca stag film
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
exhilarant sandwich base
  06/30/25
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Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Beady-eyed deer antler theatre
  06/30/25
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Puce School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
*bussy
Grizzly temple toaster
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
razzle-dazzle kitchen stain
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Stirring becky fat ankles
  06/30/25
fuck
Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
unholy degenerate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Mustard glittery macaca stag film
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
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Poppy faggotry
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
khaki selfie
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
spectacular jewess ceo
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Twisted crackhouse main people
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
disturbing milk
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
tcr
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
just jump
Crystalline cumskin
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
rusted abnormal tanning salon
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
chest-beating mauve point
  06/30/25
wow
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
out-of-control indigo gaping
  06/30/25
JFC man
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Opaque generalized bond
  06/30/25
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Crystalline cumskin
  06/30/25
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Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
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exhilarant sandwich base
  06/30/25
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stubborn galvanic field
  06/30/25
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Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration
  06/30/25
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disturbing milk
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
khaki selfie
  06/30/25
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cerebral brunch bbw
  07/01/25
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Puce School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
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bright charismatic depressive
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
white police squad
  07/01/25
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Talented Vermilion Gas Station
  07/01/25
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Sooty ungodly idea he suggested dilemma
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Purple laser beams
  06/30/25
bro
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
lol
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
...
sienna hominid forum
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
sable slap-happy foreskin
  06/30/25
jfc
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Light hall
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
stubborn galvanic field
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
sable slap-happy foreskin
  07/01/25
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spectacular jewess ceo
  07/01/25
...
Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Talented Vermilion Gas Station
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
vigorous fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Mustard glittery macaca stag film
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Multi-colored Area
  06/30/25
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Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/01/25
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provocative plaza electric furnace
  07/01/25
lol
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
...
Crystalline cumskin
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Pearl Marvelous Roommate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
domesticated aromatic house
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Diverse useless turdskin
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Lilac ticket booth puppy
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
jade home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
provocative plaza electric furnace
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Laughsome Sneaky Criminal
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/01/25
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Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Puce School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
😟
Supple milky jew
  07/01/25
...
overrated sound barrier
  07/01/25
holy shit
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
provocative plaza electric furnace
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Cowardly Senate Cuck
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Talented Vermilion Gas Station
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
razzle-dazzle kitchen stain
  07/01/25
...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Talented Vermilion Gas Station
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Talented Vermilion Gas Station
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
chest-beating mauve point
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
razzle-dazzle kitchen stain
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
sexy razzmatazz personal credit line
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Puce School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
gold death wish spot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/06/25
...
chest-beating mauve point
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
shivering unhinged den goal in life
  07/06/25
...
Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration
  07/06/25
lol
Electric coffee pot therapy
  07/07/25
wow
Thirsty titillating wrinkle
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: unholy degenerate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Fluffy startling windowlicker chapel

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Sooty ungodly idea he suggested dilemma

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready hell

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Purple laser beams

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen stain

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Rose aphrodisiac principal's office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Opaque generalized bond

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Light hall

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: shaky step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich base

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mahogany hyperactive stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deer antler theatre

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Light hall

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mustard glittery macaca stag film

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich base

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deer antler theatre

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Grizzly temple toaster

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen stain

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Obsidian mental disorder fanboi

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Stirring becky fat ankles

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Obsidian mental disorder fanboi

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: unholy degenerate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Mustard glittery macaca stag film

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Poppy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: khaki selfie

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: spectacular jewess ceo

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic national associate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse main people

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: disturbing milk

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Crystalline cumskin

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: rusted abnormal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: chest-beating mauve point

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: out-of-control indigo gaping

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Opaque generalized bond

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Crystalline cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stubborn galvanic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disturbing milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: khaki selfie

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: cerebral brunch bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bright charismatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: white police squad

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Talented Vermilion Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sooty ungodly idea he suggested dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Purple laser beams

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: lake boyish meetinghouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sienna hominid forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sable slap-happy foreskin

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Light hall

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stubborn galvanic field

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: sable slap-happy foreskin

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: spectacular jewess ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Talented Vermilion Gas Station

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: vigorous fortuitous meteor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mustard glittery macaca stag film

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Area

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: provocative plaza electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Crystalline cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pearl Marvelous Roommate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: domesticated aromatic house

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse useless turdskin

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Lilac ticket booth puppy

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: jade home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: provocative plaza electric furnace

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Sneaky Criminal

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Psychic

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Supple milky jew

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: overrated sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: provocative plaza electric furnace

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cowardly Senate Cuck

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Talented Vermilion Gas Station

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen stain

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Talented Vermilion Gas Station

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Talented Vermilion Gas Station

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: chest-beating mauve point

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen stain

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: sexy razzmatazz personal credit line

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Psychic

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: gold death wish spot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: chest-beating mauve point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: shivering unhinged den goal in life

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Charcoal mewling nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Electric coffee pot therapy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Thirsty titillating wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)