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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
soul-stirring dog poop menage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
flatulent chartreuse legal warrant crotch
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
blue embarrassed to the bone office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
lime naked jap
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Cobalt toilet seat business firm
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Twinkling unhinged black woman
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
chestnut cruise ship immigrant
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
judgmental regret keepsake machete
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
ungodly mind-boggling nursing home
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
henna razzle-dazzle house gunner
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Unholy School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sticky Station
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Ruddy Thriller Heaven Jewess
  06/30/25
cr
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
ungodly mind-boggling nursing home
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Unholy School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
...
Stirring school
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Ruddy Thriller Heaven Jewess
  06/30/25
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exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo
  07/01/25
*bussy
Well-lubricated rehab pervert
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Twinkling unhinged black woman
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
idiotic duck-like private investor codepig
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
lilac dashing corn cake
  06/30/25
fuck
Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
idiotic duck-like private investor codepig
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
soul-stirring dog poop menage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
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glittery infuriating dysfunction
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Domesticated cream giraffe pozpig
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Black Vibrant Yarmulke
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Shivering Big Point
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Black Vibrant Yarmulke
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Stirring school
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Black Vibrant Yarmulke
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Insane tanning salon wagecucks
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
avocado shaky affirmative action
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann
  06/30/25
tcr
Stirring school
  07/01/25
just jump
balding spot
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
...
cracking site telephone
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration
  06/30/25
wow
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Boyish bisexual old irish cottage tank
  06/30/25
JFC man
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
judgmental regret keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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balding spot
  06/30/25
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Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
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Unholy School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
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sienna people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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wine thirsty fat ankles
  06/30/25
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avocado shaky affirmative action
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Domesticated cream giraffe pozpig
  06/30/25
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violent friendly grandma sound barrier
  07/01/25
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exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo
  07/01/25
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smoky spectacular mother trailer park
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Chocolate area elastic band
  07/01/25
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bull headed orchid temple
  07/01/25
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blue embarrassed to the bone office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Cobalt toilet seat business firm
  06/30/25
bro
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
...
Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol
Stirring school
  07/01/25
...
Vigorous turquoise orchestra pit
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
multi-colored charcoal public bath
  06/30/25
jfc
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
ungodly mind-boggling nursing home
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
sienna people who are hurt
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
wine thirsty fat ankles
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Stirring school
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
multi-colored charcoal public bath
  07/01/25
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Shivering Big Point
  07/01/25
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wine thirsty fat ankles
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
bull headed orchid temple
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Coiffed indirect expression
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
transparent excitant depressive
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Laughsome abusive gay wizard
  06/30/25
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transparent excitant depressive
  07/01/25
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dun concupiscible hell headpube
  07/01/25
lol
Stirring school
  07/01/25
...
balding spot
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sepia aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ratface
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
jet cowardly institution
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Slippery den
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mischievous indian lodge mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
crawly generalized bond
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
dun concupiscible hell headpube
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
supple opaque philosopher-king
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
transparent excitant depressive
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Stirring school
  07/01/25
...
transparent excitant depressive
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo
  07/01/25
😟
Primrose feces
  07/01/25
...
contagious hideous athletic conference parlour
  07/01/25
holy shit
transparent excitant depressive
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
dun concupiscible hell headpube
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Amethyst Church Building Antidepressant Drug
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
bull headed orchid temple
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Twinkling unhinged black woman
  07/01/25
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transparent excitant depressive
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
bull headed orchid temple
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
bull headed orchid temple
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Twinkling unhinged black woman
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
transparent excitant depressive
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
doobsian swollen milk
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
motley self-centered base organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
transparent excitant depressive
  07/06/25
...
Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Lake histrionic senate
  07/06/25
...
wine thirsty fat ankles
  07/06/25
lol
Stirring school
  07/07/25
wow
transparent excitant depressive
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring dog poop menage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: flatulent chartreuse legal warrant crotch

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: blue embarrassed to the bone office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lime naked jap

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cobalt toilet seat business firm

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Twinkling unhinged black woman

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chestnut cruise ship immigrant

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: judgmental regret keepsake machete

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ungodly mind-boggling nursing home

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: henna razzle-dazzle house gunner

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sticky Station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Thriller Heaven Jewess

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ungodly mind-boggling nursing home

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Stirring school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Thriller Heaven Jewess

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Well-lubricated rehab pervert

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Twinkling unhinged black woman

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: idiotic duck-like private investor codepig

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lilac dashing corn cake

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: idiotic duck-like private investor codepig

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring dog poop menage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: glittery infuriating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Domesticated cream giraffe pozpig

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Black Vibrant Yarmulke

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Shivering Big Point

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Black Vibrant Yarmulke

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Stirring school

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Black Vibrant Yarmulke

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Insane tanning salon wagecucks

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: avocado shaky affirmative action

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Stirring school

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: balding spot

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cracking site telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish bisexual old irish cottage tank

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: judgmental regret keepsake machete

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: balding spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sienna people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: wine thirsty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: avocado shaky affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Domesticated cream giraffe pozpig

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: violent friendly grandma sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: smoky spectacular mother trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Chocolate area elastic band

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bull headed orchid temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: blue embarrassed to the bone office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cobalt toilet seat business firm

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sapphire talking parlor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stirring school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vigorous turquoise orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: multi-colored charcoal public bath

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: ungodly mind-boggling nursing home

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sienna people who are hurt

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: wine thirsty fat ankles

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Stirring school

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: multi-colored charcoal public bath

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Shivering Big Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: wine thirsty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bull headed orchid temple

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Coiffed indirect expression

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine personal credit line

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Laughsome abusive gay wizard

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: transparent excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: dun concupiscible hell headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Stirring school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: balding spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sepia aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ratface

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: jet cowardly institution

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Slippery den

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mischievous indian lodge mad-dog skullcap

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: crawly generalized bond

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: dun concupiscible hell headpube

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: supple opaque philosopher-king

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Stirring school

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: transparent excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Primrose feces

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: contagious hideous athletic conference parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: dun concupiscible hell headpube

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Church Building Antidepressant Drug

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bull headed orchid temple

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Twinkling unhinged black woman

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: transparent excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bull headed orchid temple

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bull headed orchid temple

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Twinkling unhinged black woman

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: doobsian swollen milk

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic step-uncle's house water buffalo

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: motley self-centered base organic girlfriend

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gas station internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Lake histrionic senate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: wine thirsty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: transparent excitant depressive

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)