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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Wonderful bistre market
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Frozen Dilemma Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
charismatic goyim
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
hairraiser juggernaut
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
nudist bearded stage haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Histrionic pearl mental disorder
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Coiffed swashbuckling church building
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Emerald community account
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
mind-boggling nibblets den
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
house-broken rusted private investor karate
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Effete scarlet roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Geriatric mint chapel
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Clear domesticated whorehouse legend
  06/30/25
cr
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
mind-boggling nibblets den
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
milky cruel-hearted therapy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Effete scarlet roommate
  06/30/25
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violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Clear domesticated whorehouse legend
  06/30/25
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Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
*bussy
sadistic trip affirmative action immigrant
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Histrionic pearl mental disorder
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
talented aquamarine milk
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Bonkers medicated mediation
  06/30/25
fuck
Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
talented aquamarine milk
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Wonderful bistre market
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
milky cruel-hearted therapy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
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filthy hairy legs
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
yellow cerebral newt
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
lavender site clown
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
comical sweet tailpipe cruise ship
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
lavender site clown
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
lavender site clown
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
White Impressive Crotch Heaven
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Bright Vigorous University Incel
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Carnelian bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
tcr
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
just jump
flushed house athletic conference
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
...
useless boiling water
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Bisexual motley associate
  06/30/25
wow
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Swollen messiness
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Emerald community account
  06/30/25
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flushed house athletic conference
  06/30/25
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Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Effete scarlet roommate
  06/30/25
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Galvanic meetinghouse legal warrant
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring base really tough guy
  06/30/25
...
Bright Vigorous University Incel
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Carnelian bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
yellow cerebral newt
  06/30/25
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dull massive trust fund
  07/01/25
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Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
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smoky weed whacker gas station
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
amber thriller station
  07/01/25
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black stock car
  07/01/25
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charismatic goyim
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
nudist bearded stage haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
bro
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
...
Carnelian bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
lol
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
...
well-lubricated plaza windowlicker
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Greedy love of her life parlour
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
mind-boggling nibblets den
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Galvanic meetinghouse legal warrant
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
soul-stirring base really tough guy
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Greedy love of her life parlour
  07/01/25
...
comical sweet tailpipe cruise ship
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring base really tough guy
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
black stock car
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
translucent duck-like police squad
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
milky cruel-hearted therapy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
  06/30/25
...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored lay mexican
  07/01/25
lol
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
...
flushed house athletic conference
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
territorial fragrant stage persian
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
provocative jew blood rage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Electric Blathering Center Queen Of The Night
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Impertinent Awkward Theatre
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
fiercely-loyal chad hall
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Multi-colored lay mexican
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Sepia Rambunctious Brunch Azn
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
violent claret ceo
  07/01/25
...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
😟
olive rehab
  07/01/25
...
crystalline vivacious nursing home
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Multi-colored lay mexican
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
judgmental exhilarant psychic scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
black stock car
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Histrionic pearl mental disorder
  07/01/25
...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
black stock car
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
black stock car
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Bisexual motley associate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Histrionic pearl mental disorder
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
spruce out-of-control hell
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Wine stirring church
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/06/25
...
Bisexual motley associate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Beady-eyed Unholy Corner Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/25
...
soul-stirring base really tough guy
  07/06/25
lol
violent claret ceo
  07/07/25
wow
Razzmatazz pearly office
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Wonderful bistre market

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Frozen Dilemma Trump Supporter

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: charismatic goyim

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hairraiser juggernaut

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: nudist bearded stage haunted graveyard

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Histrionic pearl mental disorder

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Coiffed swashbuckling church building

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Emerald community account

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets den

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: house-broken rusted private investor karate

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Effete scarlet roommate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Geriatric mint chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Clear domesticated whorehouse legend

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets den

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: milky cruel-hearted therapy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Effete scarlet roommate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: violent claret ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Clear domesticated whorehouse legend

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sadistic trip affirmative action immigrant

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic pearl mental disorder

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talented aquamarine milk

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Bonkers medicated mediation

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: talented aquamarine milk

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Wonderful bistre market

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: milky cruel-hearted therapy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: filthy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: yellow cerebral newt

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: lavender site clown

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical sweet tailpipe cruise ship

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lavender site clown

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: lavender site clown

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: White Impressive Crotch Heaven

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Bright Vigorous University Incel

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flushed house athletic conference

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: useless boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bisexual motley associate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Swollen messiness

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Emerald community account

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flushed house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Effete scarlet roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Galvanic meetinghouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring base really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bright Vigorous University Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: yellow cerebral newt

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: dull massive trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: smoky weed whacker gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: amber thriller station

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: black stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: charismatic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: nudist bearded stage haunted graveyard

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Greedy love of her life parlour

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets den

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Galvanic meetinghouse legal warrant

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring base really tough guy

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Greedy love of her life parlour

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: comical sweet tailpipe cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring base really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: black stock car

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: translucent duck-like police squad

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: milky cruel-hearted therapy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Irradiated khaki twinkling uncleanness dingle berry

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored lay mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flushed house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: territorial fragrant stage persian

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: provocative jew blood rage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Electric Blathering Center Queen Of The Night

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Impertinent Awkward Theatre

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chad hall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored lay mexican

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sepia Rambunctious Brunch Azn

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: olive rehab

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: crystalline vivacious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored lay mexican

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: judgmental exhilarant psychic scourge upon the earth

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: black stock car

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Histrionic pearl mental disorder

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: black stock car

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: black stock car

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Bisexual motley associate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Histrionic pearl mental disorder

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: spruce out-of-control hell

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Spot Famous Landscape Painting

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Wine stirring church

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bisexual motley associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Unholy Corner Fortuitous Meteor

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring base really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: violent claret ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pearly office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)