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Diverse Mauve Principal's Office
  06/30/25
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charismatic insecure therapy
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Flickering circlehead elastic band
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Maize temple
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Diverse Mauve Principal's Office
  06/30/25
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Orange parlor tank
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Flickering circlehead elastic band
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Low-t striped hyena theater
  07/02/25
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chartreuse pervert national
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Diverse Mauve Principal's Office
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Mildly autistic sanctuary legend
  07/02/25
tp.
Orange parlor tank
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Principal's Office



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic insecure therapy



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Flickering circlehead elastic band

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Maize temple

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Principal's Office

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Orange parlor tank



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Flickering circlehead elastic band

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Low-t striped hyena theater

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: chartreuse pervert national



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Diverse Mauve Principal's Office

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic sanctuary legend

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Orange parlor tank

tp.

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