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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?
| Slate crotch | 07/28/25 |
| Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part | 07/28/25 |
| 180 dun incel | 07/28/25 |
| Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part | 07/28/25 |
| Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part | 07/28/25 |
| vivacious lay hairy legs | 07/28/25 |
| Soul-stirring windowlicker potus | 07/28/25 |
| Big bronze locus | 07/28/25 |
| 180 dun incel | 07/28/25 |
| Aquamarine motley parlour | 07/28/25 |
| citrine sick lettuce | 07/28/25 |
| Aquamarine motley parlour | 07/28/25 |
| Shaky exhilarant office boltzmann | 07/28/25 |
| Slate crotch | 07/28/25 |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM Author: Slate crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136469) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM Author: Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES) NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'
A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."
The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely." |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: 180 dun incel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136639) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49137884) |
Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM Author: Gaped trip theater stage party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136511) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM Author: vivacious lay hairy legs voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.
the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts. |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM Author: Soul-stirring windowlicker potus and they figured all that out back then? BS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136553) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: Big bronze locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136640) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: 180 dun incel Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136581) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM Author: Aquamarine motley parlour Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136636) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: citrine sick lettuce we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136650) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Aquamarine motley parlour No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136675) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: Shaky exhilarant office boltzmann Montage of people happily drinking milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136684) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Slate crotch Piles of shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2/en-en/#49138302) |