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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
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Would you want them to be?
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I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: pearl institution

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Seedy multi-colored sandwich state

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: pearl institution

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: pearl institution



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Erotic depressive boiling water

When do I start?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Metal plaza trump supporter



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Supple nursing home

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: pale arousing locale nibblets



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: umber alcoholic famous landscape painting gas station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: self-centered slap-happy garrison

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: sooty racy casino hominid

Would you want them to be?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: self-centered slap-happy garrison

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Swollen silver office candlestick maker

sign me up

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: thriller ladyboy

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: slate theater stage feces



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed massive international law enforcement agency

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: puce spectacular roommate

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: puce spectacular roommate

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated adventurous electric furnace

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: slate theater stage feces

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruby cuckold

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Odious Primrose Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Metal plaza trump supporter

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: violent tripping stead

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: puce spectacular roommate

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Seedy multi-colored sandwich state

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Odious Primrose Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: dull aromatic potus church building

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Swollen silver office candlestick maker

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gay abnormal crackhouse national security agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed massive international law enforcement agency

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Swollen silver office candlestick maker

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Odious Primrose Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: boyish whorehouse

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: pale arousing locale nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: sooty racy casino hominid

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Awkward magenta brethren stain

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: dashing turdskin center

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Awkward magenta brethren stain

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: fighting den

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: dashing turdskin center

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Swollen silver office candlestick maker

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: fighting den

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: violent tripping stead

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Seedy multi-colored sandwich state

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: violent tripping stead

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: talking wine cruise ship boistinker

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Excitant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Talented iridescent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling chapel organic girlfriend

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Copper newt

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: fighting den

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Seedy multi-colored sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Judgmental mint brunch

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed massive international law enforcement agency

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: khaki lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: vivacious vermilion trailer park scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Judgmental mint brunch

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Copper newt

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Judgmental mint brunch

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Copper newt

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Histrionic tanning salon old irish cottage

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Seedy multi-colored sandwich state

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Copper newt

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: thriller ladyboy

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: heady yapping school ape

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: thriller ladyboy

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: heady yapping school ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ebony Halford Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: pale arousing locale nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: pale arousing locale nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Fishy High-end Fanboi Menage

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: green zombie-like private investor

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: thriller ladyboy

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49116415)