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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
harsh supple goyim
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
harsh supple goyim
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
harsh supple goyim
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
harsh supple goyim
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
fluffy coiffed station
  07/09/25
Wtf
self-centered stage
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Wonderful overrated toilet seat den
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
self-centered stage
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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harsh supple goyim
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When do I start?
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Heady Very Tactful Macaca
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
Gaped ultramarine degenerate
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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galvanic field mediation
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Charismatic saffron telephone
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
razzle pit
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Purple Insecure Dopamine
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
razzle pit
  07/09/25
sign me up
Swollen orange school
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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Plum effete stain
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
godawful rigpig
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
self-centered stage
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Histrionic Legend Forum
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
self-centered stage
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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ttiwwop
electric magenta blood rage
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Plum effete stain
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Cerebral claret dilemma
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
self-centered stage
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Jet-lagged Chapel
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Heady Very Tactful Macaca
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
vigorous fanboi nibblets
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Histrionic Legend Forum
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Wonderful overrated toilet seat den
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Jet-lagged Chapel
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
Copper stock car
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Swollen orange school
  07/09/25
Lol
self-centered stage
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
godawful rigpig
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
Swollen orange school
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Jet-lagged Chapel
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
Bipolar Temple National Security Agency
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harsh supple goyim
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Dead Stage
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galvanic field mediation
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I don't see why not.
Purple Insecure Dopamine
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
bateful address jewess
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
bateful address jewess
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
Light rigor
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
out-of-control soggy preventive strike
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
motley erotic becky mood
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Dead Stage
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Swollen orange school
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
out-of-control soggy preventive strike
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
vigorous fanboi nibblets
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Wonderful overrated toilet seat den
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
vigorous fanboi nibblets
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
sepia know-it-all property psychic
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harsh supple goyim
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unhinged green shrine ceo
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Painfully Honest Piazza
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
Blathering Stimulating Space Juggernaut
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
harsh supple goyim
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
Exhilarant base
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Wonderful overrated toilet seat den
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
cracking sanctuary shitlib
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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DESCRIBE the research
godawful rigpig
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harsh supple goyim
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obsidian point place of business
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
cracking sanctuary shitlib
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Exhilarant base
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
cracking sanctuary shitlib
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Exhilarant base
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Cq
vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
crusty ratface
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Wonderful overrated toilet seat den
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vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Exhilarant base
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
silver aphrodisiac indian lodge
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
indigo philosopher-king messiness
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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Dead Stage
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galvanic field mediation
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
trip immigrant
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But where do I get 25m
charcoal theatre old irish cottage
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq
silver aphrodisiac indian lodge
  07/20/25


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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: self-centered stage

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Wonderful overrated toilet seat den

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: self-centered stage

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: fluffy coiffed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: frum angry hall

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Heady Very Tactful Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Gaped ultramarine degenerate

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Charismatic saffron telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: razzle pit

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Purple Insecure Dopamine

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: razzle pit

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Swollen orange school

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: silver aphrodisiac indian lodge

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Plum effete stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: self-centered stage

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Legend Forum

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: self-centered stage

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Legend Forum

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: electric magenta blood rage

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Plum effete stain

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Cerebral claret dilemma

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: self-centered stage

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Dead Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Heady Very Tactful Macaca

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: vigorous fanboi nibblets

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Histrionic Legend Forum

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Wonderful overrated toilet seat den

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Copper stock car

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Swollen orange school

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: self-centered stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Swollen orange school

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Bipolar Temple National Security Agency

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Dead Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Purple Insecure Dopamine

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: bateful address jewess

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: motley erotic becky mood

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: bateful address jewess

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Light rigor

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: out-of-control soggy preventive strike

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: motley erotic becky mood

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Dead Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Swollen orange school

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: out-of-control soggy preventive strike

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi nibblets

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Wonderful overrated toilet seat den

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: vigorous fanboi nibblets

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: sepia know-it-all property psychic

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: unhinged green shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Blathering Stimulating Space Juggernaut

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant base

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: out-of-control soggy preventive strike

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Wonderful overrated toilet seat den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: cracking sanctuary shitlib

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: harsh supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: obsidian point place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cracking sanctuary shitlib

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant base

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cracking sanctuary shitlib

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant base

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: crusty ratface

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Wonderful overrated toilet seat den

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant base

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: silver aphrodisiac indian lodge

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: indigo philosopher-king messiness

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: silver aphrodisiac indian lodge

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: indigo philosopher-king messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous box office sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Dead Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: galvanic field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: trip immigrant

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: charcoal theatre old irish cottage

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49114065)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49162787)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: silver aphrodisiac indian lodge

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2/en-en/#49116415)