\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Bossy walnut private investor theater stage
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
k
Bossy walnut private investor theater stage
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
spectacular round eye
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
bateful den
  08/19/13
...
mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe
  11/07/18
...
purple lay double fault
  11/07/18
(millenial problems)
cerebral university
  08/18/13
...
bateful den
  08/19/13
...
magical masturbator casino
  08/07/14
...
Passionate abnormal nursing home factory reset button
  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
filthy titillating knife hell
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
180000000000
trip scarlet stage ape
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Big hyperactive toaster
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Big hyperactive toaster
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
180
Big hyperactive toaster
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station
  08/18/13
...
lascivious filthpig regret
  08/23/15
...
Cracking Theatre
  08/23/15
crying laughing at this
mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe
  11/26/18
...
Exhilarant principal's office fanboi
  12/07/19
criminally underrated
White public bath
  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
concupiscible lake brunch
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Big hyperactive toaster
  08/18/13
180 will do.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
...
Racy Office Ceo
  08/18/13
...
lavender arousing useless brakes
  08/19/13
...
bateful den
  08/31/14
...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/30/18
...
Mischievous base mental disorder
  11/26/18
shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
histrionic affirmative action
  08/18/13
...
anal parlor
  08/19/13
...
razzmatazz duck-like parlour goal in life
  08/21/13
...
grizzly frozen place of business hospital
  08/31/14
180 thread.
pink church legal warrant
  08/18/13
probably best thread title of the year
Bright Vigorous Mother Famous Landscape Painting
  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
Electric house hunting ground
  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Electric house hunting ground
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
Umber ticket booth
  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
Bright Vigorous Mother Famous Landscape Painting
  08/18/13
...
Bossy walnut private investor theater stage
  08/18/13
180 thread
Awkward volcanic crater mexican
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
anal parlor
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Big hyperactive toaster
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
White public bath
  08/07/14
...
bateful den
  08/04/14
...
canary abode
  08/04/14
...
canary abode
  08/07/14
...
bateful den
  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
grizzly frozen place of business hospital
  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
glassy incel marketing idea
  02/28/15
...
trip scarlet stage ape
  11/11/14
...
magical masturbator casino
  11/11/14
...
glassy incel marketing idea
  12/04/14
Jesus Christ.
charismatic striped hyena faggot firefighter
  08/23/15
any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with ...
khaki area
  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
khaki area
  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
khaki area
  08/23/15
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
khaki area
  08/23/15
Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make ...
appetizing electric furnace telephone
  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
khaki area
  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
khaki area
  08/23/15
I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk ...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
khaki area
  08/23/15
ATD.
appetizing electric furnace telephone
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
Lmao
Unhinged milk idiot
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
Maroon wonderful pozpig theater
  08/23/15
Yeah.
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
khaki area
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
khaki area
  08/23/15
of course
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
khaki area
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
yolo bro
diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
sooty space
  08/23/15
why just one?
glassy incel marketing idea
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
sooty space
  08/23/15
hot
khaki area
  08/23/15
...
Alcoholic library
  05/28/18
what the fuck is going on in here
Adventurous black generalized bond lodge
  05/28/18
yeah gonna need an update op
Vivacious Rambunctious Faggotry Field
  05/29/18
...
fragrant international law enforcement agency rehab
  05/29/18
We had to buy new ones.
glassy incel marketing idea
  11/07/18
...
Carnelian beady-eyed church building sound barrier
  05/15/20
this thread is crazy.
Sable Bipolar Sweet Tailpipe
  05/29/18
great thread
jet-lagged stirring kitchen
  11/07/18
732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, als...
Pearly New Version Locus
  11/26/18
180 thread
emerald stag film
  11/26/18
...
mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe
  11/26/18
...
indigo galvanic center
  12/07/19
...
fragrant international law enforcement agency rehab
  05/15/20
...
useless range preventive strike
  05/15/20
i've always absolutely loved this thread
White public bath
  05/15/20
...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  08/05/25
...
Alcoholic library
  08/11/21


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867185)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867221)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867231)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867289)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867301)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867380)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867419)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867454)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867458)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867520)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867537)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bossy walnut private investor theater stage

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867536)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867542)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bossy walnut private investor theater stage

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: spectacular round eye

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#42929291)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bateful den

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23869434)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37185700)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: purple lay double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37185629)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: cerebral university

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867194)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23869437)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: magical masturbator casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal nursing home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26243294)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: filthy titillating knife hell

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867211)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: trip scarlet stage ape

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867237)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867299)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Big hyperactive toaster

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867309)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867317)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Big hyperactive toaster

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867430)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Big hyperactive toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867448)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867449)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867470)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867527)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867544)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867640)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867718)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful gas station

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867767)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: lascivious filthpig regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608187)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Cracking Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608325)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37304247)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#39229259)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: White public bath

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: concupiscible lake brunch

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Big hyperactive toaster

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Racy Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867758)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: lavender arousing useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23868898)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26243314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608136)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36716006)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Mischievous base mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37304249)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: histrionic affirmative action

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867435)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: anal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23868891)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz duck-like parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23902883)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: grizzly frozen place of business hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26243334)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: pink church legal warrant

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867499)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Bright Vigorous Mother Famous Landscape Painting

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Electric house hunting ground

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867707)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867723)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Electric house hunting ground

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867950)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078247)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Umber ticket booth

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Bright Vigorous Mother Famous Landscape Painting

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867673)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Bossy walnut private investor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23867750)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Awkward volcanic crater mexican

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23868899)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: anal parlor

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#23877794)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Big hyperactive toaster

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#24284373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078236)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: White public bath

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26057177)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: canary abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26057183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: canary abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26078273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26235282)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: grizzly frozen place of business hospital

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26243306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#27404806)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: trip scarlet stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26695456)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: magical masturbator casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26695495)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#26859803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: charismatic striped hyena faggot firefighter

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608159)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: khaki area

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608172)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608175)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: khaki area

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608189)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: khaki area

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608261)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: khaki area

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing electric furnace telephone

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608371)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: khaki area

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608376)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: khaki area

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: khaki area

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: appetizing electric furnace telephone

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608205)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608207)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Unhinged milk idiot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608227)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful pozpig theater

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608336)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: khaki area

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608393)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608408)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: khaki area

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608417)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608928)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: khaki area

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28609981)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608935)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608983)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: diverse indecent orchestra pit tattoo

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608995)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sooty space

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608989)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28608993)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: sooty space

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28609018)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: khaki area

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#28609712)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36142752)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Adventurous black generalized bond lodge

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36142848)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Rambunctious Faggotry Field

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36142930)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: fragrant international law enforcement agency rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36143011)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: glassy incel marketing idea

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37184911)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Carnelian beady-eyed church building sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#40213400)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Sable Bipolar Sweet Tailpipe

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#36143038)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged stirring kitchen

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37186435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Pearly New Version Locus

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37304238)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: emerald stag film

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37304252)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling mauve heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#37304254)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: indigo galvanic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#39229263)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: fragrant international law enforcement agency rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#40213360)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: useless range preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#40213387)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: White public bath

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#40213406)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#49158948)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/en-en/#42929195)