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ICE $50,000 bonus- attorneys and enforcement agents.

Fuck it. I am getting bored anyway. May just as well apply.
Lawrence, of Arabia
  08/22/25
https://imgur.com/a/YPWX2K5 https://imgur.com/a/YPWX2K5 ...
"""'"'"""''
  08/22/25
Do attorneys get to wear balaclavas
Dave Prole
  08/22/25
I sure hope so! I plan to carry my Walther 45 too assuming i...
Lawrence, of Arabia
  08/22/25
u have to work for (((Stephen Miller)))
lfo
  08/22/25
not like you have any other great options in life OP (all Tr...
"""'"'"""''
  08/22/25
https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?j=0905&a=HSBB&...
bronco
  08/22/25
ljfl they pay GS-14s $106k?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
I assume there is also a performance bonus based on how many...
painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp
  08/22/25
Why haven't you applied yet?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
If the pay were commensurate with my experience, I wouldn&rs...
painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp
  08/22/25
Why haven't you applied yet?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
Why haven't you applied yet?
KarIstack (Retired)
  08/22/25
🚨 🚨 ATTENTION, THIS POASTER IS INCREDIBLY STUPID, ATTE...
"""'"'"""''
  08/22/25
Why haven't you applied yet?
KarIstack (Retired)
  08/22/25
🚨 🚨 ATTENTION, THIS POASTER IS INCREDIBLY STUPID, ATTE...
"""'"'"""''
  08/22/25
That’s more than they pay some shitlawyers around here...
Lawrence, of Arabia
  08/22/25
Sounds like you still haven't applied.
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
I’m not desperate and so far I’m not bored enoug...
Lawrence, of Arabia
  08/22/25
Excuses...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
I’m sure with the millions applying they will be happy...
Abe Millar (Irish Writer)
  08/22/25
Does anyone know what happens to these lawyers when a more i...
painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp
  08/22/25
I think the Cock of Michael Obama will make them his persona...
KarIstack (Retired)
  08/22/25
🚨 🚨 ATTENTION, THIS POASTER IS INCREDIBLY STUPID, ATTE...
"""'"'"""''
  08/22/25
Don't worry about it and just apply. Quit making excuses.
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
I assume they’ve stolen enough gold teeth from squat M...
Lawrence, of Arabia
  08/22/25
So far not one poaster has applied.
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
Update: no lawyers have applied for these jobs
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
"No litigators please"
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  08/22/25
Have any poasters applied?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25
I never went to law school but I listed my 10 years of poast...
Steven M Neal 4979 Daffodil Lane Herndon, VA 20170
  08/22/25
Have any poasters applied yet?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  08/22/25


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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (blowing myself to kingdom cum - بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم )

Fuck it. I am getting bored anyway. May just as well apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204809)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Dave Prole

Do attorneys get to wear balaclavas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203771)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (blowing myself to kingdom cum - بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم )

I sure hope so! I plan to carry my Walther 45 too assuming it’s allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203774)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: lfo

u have to work for (((Stephen Miller)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203772)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: """'"'"""''

not like you have any other great options in life OP (all Trumpmos)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bronco (i'm losing my edge)

https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/Results?j=0905&a=HSBB&p=1

$63K to $106K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203787)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


ljfl they pay GS-14s $106k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203793)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp

I assume there is also a performance bonus based on how many illegal aliens you get deported

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204042)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Why haven't you applied yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204043)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp

If the pay were commensurate with my experience, I wouldn’t have a problem doing this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204053)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Why haven't you applied yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204056)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: KarIstack (Retired) (🧐)

Why haven't you applied yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204058)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: KarIstack (Retired) (🧐)

Why haven't you applied yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204063)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204069)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (blowing myself to kingdom cum - بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم )

That’s more than they pay some shitlawyers around here. Add the bonus and the fee 45 caliber pistol and not a bad arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49203943)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Sounds like you still haven't applied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204032)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (blowing myself to kingdom cum - بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم )

I’m not desperate and so far I’m not bored enough. Also I’m obese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204337)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Excuses...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204393)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Abe Millar (Irish Writer)

I’m sure with the millions applying they will be happy to take on some balding lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204046)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp

Does anyone know what happens to these lawyers when a more immigrant friendly administration is elected? Do they keep their roles and maybe help usher in New Americans, RIF?, Reassigned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: KarIstack (Retired) (🧐)

I think the Cock of Michael Obama will make them his personal slaves, there's an executive order that talks about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204054)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204061)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Don't worry about it and just apply. Quit making excuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204059)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (blowing myself to kingdom cum - بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم )

I assume they’ve stolen enough gold teeth from squat Mayans by then that they can just flee to Thailand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204353)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


So far not one poaster has applied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204066)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Update: no lawyers have applied for these jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204394)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


"No litigators please"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204402)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Have any poasters applied?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204484)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Steven M Neal 4979 Daffodil Lane Herndon, VA 20170

I never went to law school but I listed my 10 years of poasting here on my CV and they hired me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204555)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Have any poasters applied yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5765031&forum_id=2/en-en/#49204805)