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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/08/25
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aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Vengeful Costumed Pisswyrm
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Shimmering irradiated point
  12/12/25
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Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant
  12/17/25
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Histrionic Brethren Locale
  12/17/25
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soul-stirring box office sound barrier
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Arousing self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness death wish
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Arousing self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness death wish
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
hyperactive concupiscible national skinny woman
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
domesticated water buffalo meetinghouse
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/18/25
lol
grizzly heady institution
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
domesticated water buffalo meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
big pozpig sanctuary
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
grizzly heady institution
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
big pozpig sanctuary
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
misunderstood unhinged jap partner
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
topaz gaping garrison
  12/17/25
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Mahogany halford doctorate
  12/17/25
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chrome crackhouse
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Hairraiser effete reading party useless brakes
  12/17/25
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Ruddy Swollen Indirect Expression
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
aromatic rambunctious rigor
  12/17/25
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thriller high-end preventive strike
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Hideous Galvanic Address
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
indigo comical corner
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
misunderstood unhinged jap partner
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
indigo comical corner
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
misunderstood unhinged jap partner
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
indigo comical corner
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Sooty provocative hall
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
big pozpig sanctuary
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Hideous Galvanic Address
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
big pozpig sanctuary
  12/17/25
...
Sooty provocative hall
  12/17/25
I am not!
Hideous Galvanic Address
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Insane jewess step-uncle's house
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Vengeful Costumed Pisswyrm

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Shimmering irradiated point

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Brethren Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring box office sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Arousing self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness death wish

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Arousing self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness death wish

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible national skinny woman

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: domesticated water buffalo meetinghouse

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: grizzly heady institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: domesticated water buffalo meetinghouse

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: big pozpig sanctuary

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: grizzly heady institution

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: big pozpig sanctuary

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered fighting lettuce immigrant

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: misunderstood unhinged jap partner

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: topaz gaping garrison

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Mahogany halford doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chrome crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser effete reading party useless brakes

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Swollen Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: aromatic rambunctious rigor

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: thriller high-end preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Hideous Galvanic Address

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: indigo comical corner

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: misunderstood unhinged jap partner

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: indigo comical corner

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: misunderstood unhinged jap partner

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: indigo comical corner

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Sooty provocative hall

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: big pozpig sanctuary

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Hideous Galvanic Address

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: big pozpig sanctuary

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sooty provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Hideous Galvanic Address

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Insane jewess step-uncle's house

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198)