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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Stimulating Area
  12/08/25
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Stimulating Area
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Umber patrolman boiling water
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
tan home halford
  12/12/25
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Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus
  12/17/25
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180 bright mood pisswyrm
  12/17/25
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mind-boggling mahogany base death wish
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Ruddy People Who Are Hurt
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Stimulating Area
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Ruddy People Who Are Hurt
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Stimulating Area
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Opaque Stubborn Indian Lodge Immigrant
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Stimulating Area
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Drunken tanning salon
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Stimulating Area
  12/18/25
lol
Talented trailer park
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Drunken tanning salon
  12/17/25
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Stimulating Area
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
At-the-ready flesh brunch tank
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Talented trailer park
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
At-the-ready flesh brunch tank
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
snowy university community account
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Boyish library legal warrant
  12/17/25
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marvelous cocky multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
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poppy laughsome heaven
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
exhilarant range
  12/17/25
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Stirring Shitlib
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Stimulating Area
  12/17/25
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cerebral carnelian mad cow disease
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
snowy university community account
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
snowy university community account
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
blue hunting ground parlor
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
At-the-ready flesh brunch tank
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
At-the-ready flesh brunch tank
  12/17/25
...
blue hunting ground parlor
  12/17/25
I am not!
razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Silver soul-stirring double fault
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Umber patrolman boiling water

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: tan home halford

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: 180 bright mood pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling mahogany base death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Ruddy People Who Are Hurt

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Ruddy People Who Are Hurt

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Opaque Stubborn Indian Lodge Immigrant

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Drunken tanning salon

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Talented trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Drunken tanning salon

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready flesh brunch tank

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Talented trailer park

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready flesh brunch tank

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Nubile Mediation Potus

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: snowy university community account

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Boyish library legal warrant

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: marvelous cocky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: poppy laughsome heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: exhilarant range

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Stirring Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Area

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: cerebral carnelian mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: snowy university community account

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: snowy university community account

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Excitant sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: blue hunting ground parlor

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready flesh brunch tank

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready flesh brunch tank

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: blue hunting ground parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office indirect expression

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Silver soul-stirring double fault

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198)