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I start my new job on Monday so I've been stealing office supplies like a fiend

From my current employer. Got 6 staplers.
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol
  07/24/25
Is this are reptile. I thought you were WFH. Did you finally...
Charismatic self-absorbed forum
  07/24/25
We have been 2 days in the office for a long time and the We...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol
  07/24/25
Are you like that azn guy on the show Industry except Poorer
Charismatic self-absorbed forum
  07/24/25
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Light Dysfunction Heaven
  07/24/25
I'm like the Compliance guy on Billions only instead of my b...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol
  07/24/25
faggot
opaque awkward old irish cottage
  07/24/25
"I'm doing GC shit for not GC money." ntcr. If...
Aromatic gas station
  07/24/25
wow, cool. say, you wouldn't happen to be a short ugly jew, ...
Vigorous garnet tanning salon weed whacker
  07/24/25
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opaque awkward old irish cottage
  07/24/25
Why do we assign height to posters with unposted heights
Charismatic self-absorbed forum
  07/24/25
i can Feel this guy's Jewishness and Shortness through the S...
Vigorous garnet tanning salon weed whacker
  07/24/25
the wind screams shortdood
Spectacular Queen Of The Night
  07/24/25
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crimson adventurous tank blood rage
  07/24/25
Jersey City BANDIT!
Chrome round eye
  07/24/25
We closed the Jersey City office in 2022 and moved those dro...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol
  07/24/25
wealth management is going to be all AI in a few years anywa...
Chrome round eye
  07/24/25
For the suckers buying $10k planning packages it already is ...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol
  07/24/25
actually CR- concierge tax/estate planning is going to be ar...
Chrome round eye
  07/24/25
So will medmal and IP No one puts trade secrets to paper
Bipolar rigor
  07/24/25
"No one puts trade secrets to paper" Pretty muc...
Aromatic gas station
  07/24/25
when i was a penniless recent grad i had an unemployed loser...
Federal frum native main people
  07/24/25
Congrats. What does comp look like and how many days are yo...
Aromatic gas station
  07/24/25


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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol

From my current employer. Got 6 staplers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49126998)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed forum

Is this are reptile. I thought you were WFH. Did you finally Ascend to being the king of compliance shit mountain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127012)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol

We have been 2 days in the office for a long time and the Wealth Management folks went to 4 day recently. My new job is with PIF and will involve lots of back and forth to London but not SA. The old job had me flying to Nashville and Charlotte and Minneapolis every other week so nothing new really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127035)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed forum

Are you like that azn guy on the show Industry except Poorer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127038)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Light Dysfunction Heaven



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol

I'm like the Compliance guy on Billions only instead of my boss being a criminal with a mood disorder my boss is a CEO who just wants to glad hand investors and not be bothered with anything Legal at all. He also is at the age where he's not getting on planes to go anywhere anymore so the rest of the C suite does all that BS and they drag those of us one down with them. I have to go to a ridiculous number of stupid events that have nothing to do with Compliance. Like I'm going to this Economic Club of NY thing with the governor of NY that has squat to do with my day to day and I'm not even the lobbying/state reg lawyer but my GC insists someone more senior than that level go with them...hence why I'm changing jobs. I'm doing GC shit for not GC money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127062)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: opaque awkward old irish cottage

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127115)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station

"I'm doing GC shit for not GC money."

ntcr. If you do GC shit well then you become a legit contender for a GC role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127898)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Vigorous garnet tanning salon weed whacker

wow, cool. say, you wouldn't happen to be a short ugly jew, would you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127042)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: opaque awkward old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127046)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed forum

Why do we assign height to posters with unposted heights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127058)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Vigorous garnet tanning salon weed whacker

i can Feel this guy's Jewishness and Shortness through the Screen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127069)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Queen Of The Night

the wind screams shortdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127588)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: crimson adventurous tank blood rage



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Chrome round eye

Jersey City BANDIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127073)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol

We closed the Jersey City office in 2022 and moved those drones to Charlotte and Minneapolis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127091)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome round eye

wealth management is going to be all AI in a few years anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127109)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre Pistol

For the suckers buying $10k planning packages it already is but the ultra high net worth folks will want face time. WM at that level is really tax planning and tax lawyers aren't going anywhere if for no other reason that their treatises are half empty shells and they intentionally don't put half of what passes for their day jobs in writing precisely so that no one can replace them with a Google search or AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127130)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Chrome round eye

actually CR- concierge tax/estate planning is going to be around for the next few decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127173)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Bipolar rigor

So will medmal and IP

No one puts trade secrets to paper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127576)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station

"No one puts trade secrets to paper"

Pretty much all trade secrets are documented somewhere. Take the coke formula, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127877)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Federal frum native main people

when i was a penniless recent grad i had an unemployed loser roommate

he found a job as a tech writer for a defense contractor and immediately entire boxes of industrial paper towels and toilet paper started appearing in the house

the company found out and fired him after a month. and yes he was jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127887)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station

Congrats. What does comp look like and how many days are you in the office? Are you still in the Miami area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2/en-en/#49127893)