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Tried to act like gen z last night and got the shit kicked out of me

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni m...
yellow round eye
  08/15/25
ty detbibto
excitant ticket booth coffee pot
  08/15/25
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vibrant nibblets trust fund
  08/15/25
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wild keepsake machete
  08/15/25
Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR an...
flickering box office chad
  08/15/25
link to this guy's recruiting profile
Garnet mad cow disease base
  08/15/25
No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar b...
yellow round eye
  08/15/25
all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's...
Garnet mad cow disease base
  08/15/25
No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii
yellow round eye
  08/15/25
I see this happen a lot
Indigo electric lettuce
  08/15/25
This happens all the time
self-centered boyish trailer park
  08/15/25
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Passionate Crackhouse
  08/15/25
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Bonkers deer antler
  08/15/25
Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer o...
Wine reading party headpube
  08/15/25
Yikes
yellow round eye
  08/15/25
Why
Abe Millar (Irish Writer)
  08/16/25
johnsmeyer
The Barrister of Babylon
  08/16/25
No I’m DETBIBTO.
Abe Millar (Irish Writer)
  08/16/25
She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp
My little restricted guy
  08/16/25
Great line. He still has it.
Can an HSA pay for Hair Transplants?
  08/16/25
NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  08/16/25


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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: yellow round eye

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni mix at the bars with the incoming freshman football players. I go and see this super hot 18 year old freshman and go up to her and start talking. She’s wearing short shorts so I put my hand on her leg. She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40.

My teeth are yellow I can see it in the bar mirror and my hair looks like I’m holding on. She asked me to take my hand off her leg and I did but she thanked me and kept talking to me smiling. Her boyfriend walks over he’s 6’5 jacked out of his mind and I find out 18 years old too. Top prospect.

When he tells me to get away and stop talking to his girl I yell “THIS BITCH IS FOR THE STREEEEEETS!”

Him and 5 others pummel me to the ground and kick the shit out of me. I call the police and they basically say hey your injuries aren’t that bad you took it like a champ! I think bc they didn’t want to do a report. I insisted on taking a report then they threaten me that if I want a report I can get one too for touching her leg. They nod at me and say you sure you wanna go that route?

I say ok I’m outta here. I guess Gen Z wins with their broccoli hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187534)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: excitant ticket booth coffee pot

ty detbibto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187545)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: vibrant nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187547)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: wild keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187554)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: flickering box office chad

Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR and see if those football players can catch 50 cal rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187555)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Garnet mad cow disease base

link to this guy's recruiting profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187560)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: yellow round eye

No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar bc everyone was in the back behind the bar screaming while a current NFL QB alumni at that school was launching cantaloupes (next door grocery store was closed but unlocked) as a joke to the 18 year old wide receivers while a million drunk kids were screaming I didn’t wanna watch. I wanted to go for the girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187575)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Garnet mad cow disease base

all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's probably a cheerleader. you got mogged by a cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187597)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: yellow round eye

No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187610)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Indigo electric lettuce

I see this happen a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187602)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: self-centered boyish trailer park

This happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187604)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Passionate Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187724)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Bonkers deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187727)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Wine reading party headpube

Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer of the Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187769)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: yellow round eye

Yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49188561)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Abe Millar (Irish Writer)

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189688)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: The Barrister of Babylon (from the Euphrates to the Forum)

johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189695)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Abe Millar (Irish Writer)

No I’m DETBIBTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189724)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: My little restricted guy

She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189707)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Can an HSA pay for Hair Transplants?

Great line. He still has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189718)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189715)