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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: red striped hyena
Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
The end.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469488) |
Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
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Short guys really shouldn't watch this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482613) |
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