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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
cocky french chef parlour
  12/08/25
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cocky french chef parlour
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
wine awkward liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Avocado tank corner
  12/12/25
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black travel guidebook feces
  12/17/25
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silver arousing box office
  12/17/25
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massive mother kitty cat
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Buck-toothed violet karate
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
cocky french chef parlour
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Buck-toothed violet karate
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
cocky french chef parlour
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Vivacious market organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
cocky french chef parlour
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
multi-colored ivory abode
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
cocky french chef parlour
  12/18/25
lol
pearl hairraiser philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
multi-colored ivory abode
  12/17/25
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cocky french chef parlour
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
black travel guidebook feces
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
ultramarine territorial cuckold
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
pearl hairraiser philosopher-king
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
black travel guidebook feces
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
ultramarine territorial cuckold
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
black travel guidebook feces
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
insecure plum tanning salon cuck
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
bronze hospital legal warrant
  12/17/25
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Splenetic Fat Ankles Hunting Ground
  12/17/25
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Slate location twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Wonderful unholy hall
  12/17/25
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crystalline bbw
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
cocky french chef parlour
  12/17/25
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irradiated cyan spot
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
shivering crotch haunted graveyard
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Racy twisted voyeur
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
insecure plum tanning salon cuck
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Racy twisted voyeur
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
insecure plum tanning salon cuck
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Racy twisted voyeur
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Misunderstood Bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
ultramarine territorial cuckold
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
shivering crotch haunted graveyard
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
ultramarine territorial cuckold
  12/17/25
...
Misunderstood Bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
I am not!
shivering crotch haunted graveyard
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Green know-it-all trailer park gunner
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: wine awkward liquid oxygen

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Avocado tank corner

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: black travel guidebook feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: silver arousing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: massive mother kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed violet karate

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed violet karate

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Vivacious market organic girlfriend

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored ivory abode

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: pearl hairraiser philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: multi-colored ivory abode

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: black travel guidebook feces

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: ultramarine territorial cuckold

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: pearl hairraiser philosopher-king

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: black travel guidebook feces

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: ultramarine territorial cuckold

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: black travel guidebook feces

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: insecure plum tanning salon cuck

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: bronze hospital legal warrant

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Fat Ankles Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Slate location twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Wonderful unholy hall

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: crystalline bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: cocky french chef parlour

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: irradiated cyan spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: shivering crotch haunted graveyard

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Racy twisted voyeur

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: insecure plum tanning salon cuck

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Racy twisted voyeur

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: insecure plum tanning salon cuck

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Racy twisted voyeur

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood Bawdyhouse

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: ultramarine territorial cuckold

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: shivering crotch haunted graveyard

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: ultramarine territorial cuckold

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: shivering crotch haunted graveyard

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Green know-it-all trailer park gunner

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518198)