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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
irradiated lime spot keepsake machete
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
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Buck-toothed Soul-stirring Corner
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Aqua Domesticated Jap
  08/02/25
rip
Startling Lake National Background Story
  08/02/25
...
irradiated lime spot keepsake machete
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Swashbuckling blathering stag film pocket flask
  08/01/25
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spectacular casino sound barrier
  08/01/25
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Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
scarlet legal warrant
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
bronze indian lodge
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Arousing chad shrine
  08/01/25
yes
bronze indian lodge
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
bronze indian lodge
  08/01/25
?
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Arousing chad shrine
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
spectacular casino sound barrier
  08/01/25
Sick
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
...
bronze indian lodge
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Khaki rigpig set
  08/02/25
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slate aggressive sanctuary
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
bronze indian lodge
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Startling Lake National Background Story
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Khaki rigpig set
  08/02/25
Hdy
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Crawly fantasy-prone becky foreskin
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
awkward stage new version
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
bright temple cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Titcr
primrose apoplectic scourge upon the earth roast beef
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
bright temple cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Sticky flatulent site
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
bright temple cuckoldry
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Adventurous Station Blood Rage
  08/02/25
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Histrionic sepia lay
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
bat-shit-crazy fear-inspiring theatre karate
  08/02/25
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Beady-eyed hell
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Obsidian public bath
  08/02/25
?
Concupiscible party of the first part
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Rose Narrow-minded Mental Disorder Giraffe
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: irradiated lime spot keepsake machete

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Aqua Domesticated Jap

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Startling Lake National Background Story

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated lime spot keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering stag film pocket flask

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular casino sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: scarlet legal warrant

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Arousing chad shrine

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Arousing chad shrine

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular casino sound barrier

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Khaki rigpig set

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: slate aggressive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: bronze indian lodge

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Startling Lake National Background Story

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Khaki rigpig set

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Crawly fantasy-prone becky foreskin

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: awkward stage new version

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: bright temple cuckoldry

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: primrose apoplectic scourge upon the earth roast beef

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: bright temple cuckoldry

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Sticky flatulent site

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: bright temple cuckoldry

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Adventurous Station Blood Rage

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Histrionic sepia lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fear-inspiring theatre karate

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Obsidian public bath

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Rose Narrow-minded Mental Disorder Giraffe

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)