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Odds Trump dies in office? Can't be that low

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every da...
fantasy-prone sanctuary ceo
  07/30/25
100% because he's never leaving
free-loading reading party
  07/30/25
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Geriatric Drunken Generalized Bond Ratface
  07/30/25
depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is...
stirring old irish cottage
  07/30/25
idk man his dad lived to be 93
big ebony voyeur
  07/30/25
But his two brothers died at 42 and 71
Metal Mildly Autistic Crackhouse Legend
  07/30/25
Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple ...
big ebony voyeur
  07/30/25
he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but ...
Bespoke Fat Ankles
  07/30/25
Nobody cares faggot. Pools closed! Nigger! Hahaha
Histrionic Karate Field
  07/30/25
it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣ðŸ¤...
Bespoke Fat Ankles
  07/30/25
Health is more times than not a crapshoot. One of the great...
self-absorbed elite stock car background story
  07/30/25
about 15%
Brass station skinny woman
  07/30/25
January 2029? thats like 41 months or something? I think ...
cobalt macaca meetinghouse
  07/30/25
what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived
Brass station skinny woman
  07/30/25
His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least m...
Rose dashing boiling water shitlib
  07/30/25
Probably around 20%
slate bipolar lay mental disorder
  07/30/25
I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die b...
Floppy office idea he suggested
  07/30/25


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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary ceo

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every day. Even with the best medical care on Earth those aren't great stats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142461)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: free-loading reading party

100% because he's never leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142465)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Geriatric Drunken Generalized Bond Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142625)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: stirring old irish cottage

depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is in serious negotiations with the Sanhedrin, Trilateral Commission & Mr. Thiel over this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142532)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big ebony voyeur

idk man his dad lived to be 93

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Metal Mildly Autistic Crackhouse Legend

But his two brothers died at 42 and 71



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142559)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: big ebony voyeur

Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple his inheritance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142589)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Bespoke Fat Ankles

he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but just going off an acturial table yeah of course it's a possibility. plenty of seemingly healthy olds just get stroke or heart attack pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142553)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Karate Field

Nobody cares faggot.

Pools closed!

Nigger! Hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142573)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Bespoke Fat Ankles

it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed elite stock car background story

Health is more times than not a crapshoot.

One of the greatest athletes of all time just had his bladder removed-- after having toes removed for blood clots-- at 57. Trump is "fat" but he is active. He isn't rolling around in a scooter. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. Good genetics. He has a good shot of living through the term



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142572)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Brass station skinny woman

about 15%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142636)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: cobalt macaca meetinghouse

January 2029? thats like 41 months or something?

I think 99% he maeks it, but he seems like the kind of boomer-striver that, when the wind leaves his sails, will fall apart immediately.

iow, I dont think he will have any significant time as an "expotus". Months at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142640)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Brass station skinny woman

what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142652)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Rose dashing boiling water shitlib

His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least mid-80's are pretty good. Although my understanding is that his dad also had some pretty serious dementia by his early 80's, so that could be interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142680)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: slate bipolar lay mental disorder

Probably around 20%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143516)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Floppy office idea he suggested

I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die before he finishes his term. I like JD Vance a lot; he is spiritually if not literally a poaster, but there is really nobody in the GOP who is anywhere near the sheer force of nature that Trump is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143749)