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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
puce whorehouse kitty cat
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Plum bull headed meetinghouse
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
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light dog poop
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insane razzle dilemma water buffalo
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talented sound barrier
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diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office
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Soul-stirring multi-billionaire
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twinkling fortuitous meteor laser beams
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Plum bull headed meetinghouse
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Maize stead
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mauve degenerate
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heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
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galvanic shaky psychic
  12/24/25
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Fragrant chocolate gas station puppy
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
anal adventurous ratface
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
talented sound barrier
  12/23/25
180
appetizing orange spot quadroon
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Glassy chad mexican
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
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seedy kitchen
  12/24/25
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cerebral outnumbered background story principal's office
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Self-absorbed National
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
cracking cheese-eating brunch trump supporter
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
cracking cheese-eating brunch trump supporter
  12/23/25
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swollen step-uncle's house
  12/24/25
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Fragrant chocolate gas station puppy
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Autistic beady-eyed rehab athletic conference
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
drunken dysfunction
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
drunken dysfunction
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Green Splenetic Range Volcanic Crater
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
drunken dysfunction
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Vibrant embarrassed to the bone stage
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Khaki tattoo
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Racy Tan Love Of Her Life
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
laughsome halford
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Racy Tan Love Of Her Life
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
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diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
laughsome halford
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
laughsome halford
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Racy Tan Love Of Her Life
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/25/25
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Smoky multi-colored garrison party of the first part
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
galvanic shaky psychic
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Trip Blood Rage Digit Ratio
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Nubile bronze lodge double fault
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Irradiated Circlehead Mood
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Irradiated Circlehead Mood
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
flushed fat ankles
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
laughsome halford
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
electric scarlet locale
  12/24/25
tp
Soul-stirring multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Navy boyish persian
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
laughsome halford
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
heady brindle selfie ticket booth
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
laughsome halford
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: puce whorehouse kitty cat

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Plum bull headed meetinghouse

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: light dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: insane razzle dilemma water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: talented sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: twinkling fortuitous meteor laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Plum bull headed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maize stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: mauve degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: galvanic shaky psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Fragrant chocolate gas station puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: anal adventurous ratface

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: talented sound barrier

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: appetizing orange spot quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Glassy chad mexican

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: seedy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered background story principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed National

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cracking cheese-eating brunch trump supporter

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cracking cheese-eating brunch trump supporter

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: swollen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Fragrant chocolate gas station puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Autistic beady-eyed rehab athletic conference

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Green Splenetic Range Volcanic Crater

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: drunken dysfunction

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Vibrant embarrassed to the bone stage

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Khaki tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Racy Tan Love Of Her Life

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: laughsome halford

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Racy Tan Love Of Her Life

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: laughsome halford

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: laughsome halford

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Racy Tan Love Of Her Life

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Smoky multi-colored garrison party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: diverse rebellious friendly grandma box office

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: galvanic shaky psychic

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Trip Blood Rage Digit Ratio

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Nubile bronze lodge double fault

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Circlehead Mood

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Circlehead Mood

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: flushed fat ankles

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: laughsome halford

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: electric scarlet locale

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Navy boyish persian

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: laughsome halford

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady brindle selfie ticket booth

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: laughsome halford

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

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