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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Startling cracking trump supporter principal's office
  08/01/25
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RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
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Startling cracking trump supporter principal's office
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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Marvelous address
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Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
thriller pontificating hospital
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Swashbuckling deep partner
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Mewling cyan quadroon base
  08/01/25
yes
Swashbuckling deep partner
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Swashbuckling deep partner
  08/01/25
?
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Mewling cyan quadroon base
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Marvelous address
  08/01/25
Sick
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Swashbuckling deep partner
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Swashbuckling deep partner
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Translucent bull headed brethren gas station
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Emerald drunken plaza love of her life
  08/02/25
Hdy
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Boyish center stain
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Brindle keepsake machete
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
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  08/02/25
Titcr
Slimy Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Fragrant Bat Shit Crazy Dog Poop Parlor
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
blathering new version
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Slate narrow-minded associate
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Startling cracking trump supporter principal's office

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine set tattoo



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: stirring cream indian lodge fanboi

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Translucent bull headed brethren gas station

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Startling cracking trump supporter principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Thirsty Cuck

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Marvelous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: thriller pontificating hospital

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deep partner

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mewling cyan quadroon base

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deep partner

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deep partner

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mewling cyan quadroon base

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Marvelous address

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deep partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Emerald drunken plaza love of her life

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: insane range gay wizard



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deep partner

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Translucent bull headed brethren gas station

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Emerald drunken plaza love of her life

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Boyish center stain

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Brindle keepsake machete

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Bat Shit Crazy Dog Poop Parlor

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Slimy Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Bat Shit Crazy Dog Poop Parlor

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: vibrant sound barrier property

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Bat Shit Crazy Dog Poop Parlor

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: contagious copper tanning salon

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: laughsome territorial theater stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: honey-headed national security agency

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: blathering new version

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Know-it-all Therapy Location

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Slate narrow-minded associate

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)