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Tried to act like gen z last night and got the shit kicked out of me

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni m...
histrionic national personal credit line
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ty detbibto
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Beady-eyed immigrant
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Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR an...
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link to this guy's recruiting profile
mind-boggling church building pervert
  08/15/25
No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar b...
histrionic national personal credit line
  08/15/25
all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's...
mind-boggling church building pervert
  08/15/25
No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii
histrionic national personal credit line
  08/15/25
I see this happen a lot
electric gaped lodge chad
  08/15/25
This happens all the time
Poppy Nighttime Spot Stain
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Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer o...
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Yikes
histrionic national personal credit line
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Why
histrionic national personal credit line
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johnsmeyer
Rose Round Eye Partner
  08/16/25
No I’m DETBIBTO.
histrionic national personal credit line
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She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp
umber orchestra pit
  08/16/25
Great line. He still has it.
red set
  08/16/25
NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp
yellow titillating crotch
  08/16/25


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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni mix at the bars with the incoming freshman football players. I go and see this super hot 18 year old freshman and go up to her and start talking. She’s wearing short shorts so I put my hand on her leg. She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40.

My teeth are yellow I can see it in the bar mirror and my hair looks like I’m holding on. She asked me to take my hand off her leg and I did but she thanked me and kept talking to me smiling. Her boyfriend walks over he’s 6’5 jacked out of his mind and I find out 18 years old too. Top prospect.

When he tells me to get away and stop talking to his girl I yell “THIS BITCH IS FOR THE STREEEEEETS!”

Him and 5 others pummel me to the ground and kick the shit out of me. I call the police and they basically say hey your injuries aren’t that bad you took it like a champ! I think bc they didn’t want to do a report. I insisted on taking a report then they threaten me that if I want a report I can get one too for touching her leg. They nod at me and say you sure you wanna go that route?

I say ok I’m outta here. I guess Gen Z wins with their broccoli hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187534)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: comical silver lay jap

ty detbibto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187545)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Aqua Greedy Mad-dog Skullcap Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187547)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187554)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: irradiated learning disabled goal in life theater stage

Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR and see if those football players can catch 50 cal rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187555)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling church building pervert

link to this guy's recruiting profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187560)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar bc everyone was in the back behind the bar screaming while a current NFL QB alumni at that school was launching cantaloupes (next door grocery store was closed but unlocked) as a joke to the 18 year old wide receivers while a million drunk kids were screaming I didn’t wanna watch. I wanted to go for the girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187575)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling church building pervert

all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's probably a cheerleader. you got mogged by a cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187597)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187610)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: electric gaped lodge chad

I see this happen a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187602)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Poppy Nighttime Spot Stain

This happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187604)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: glittery slimy fortuitous meteor indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187724)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: haunting buff skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187727)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: bisexual pearly mother parlor

Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer of the Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49187769)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

Yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49188561)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189688)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Rose Round Eye Partner

johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189695)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: histrionic national personal credit line

No I’m DETBIBTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189724)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: umber orchestra pit

She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189707)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: red set

Great line. He still has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189718)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: yellow titillating crotch

NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2/en-en/#49189715)