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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Boyish Fishy Water Buffalo It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Titillating Topaz Resort Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Rambunctious cracking useless brakes space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: nighttime dashing jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Yellow Hairraiser Box Office Scourge Upon The Earth did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Talented jade striped hyena people who are hurt "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Claret bull headed corn cake (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: useless carmine french chef "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Cerebral Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Walnut Trump Supporter (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Boyish Fishy Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: marvelous field mediation who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Boyish Fishy Water Buffalo Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: marvelous field mediation whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Boyish Fishy Water Buffalo CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Stirring bisexual nursing home legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: cyan adventurous kitchen deer antler 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: kink-friendly crimson center "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250229) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Cordovan sticky step-uncle's house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335487) |