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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  06/30/25
wow lol
mauve galvanic feces market
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring hall
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
mauve galvanic feces market
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
violent provocative newt hell
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Cracking Fat Ankles National
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
embarrassed to the bone nursing home
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
mauve galvanic feces market
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
insane tattoo
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
embarrassed to the bone nursing home
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
fear-inspiring jade nibblets
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
mauve galvanic feces market
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Razzmatazz insecure native stain
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Curious shivering corner
  06/30/25
...
Opaque Potus
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Stimulating erotic school cafeteria
  06/30/25
...
Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
metal masturbator brunch
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Carnelian mental disorder
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Chocolate degenerate
  06/30/25
...
insane tattoo
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
fear-inspiring jade nibblets
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
judgmental supple azn depressive
  07/01/25
...
Carnelian mental disorder
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Diverse location dingle berry
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Lavender out-of-control striped hyena
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
sable doobsian nowag trailer park
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
sienna pontificating fortuitous meteor
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
misunderstood comical home marketing idea
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Tan university
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mauve galvanic feces market

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mauve galvanic feces market

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: violent provocative newt hell

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Cracking Fat Ankles National

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone nursing home

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mauve galvanic feces market

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: insane tattoo

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone nursing home

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: fear-inspiring jade nibblets

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: mauve galvanic feces market

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz insecure native stain

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Curious shivering corner

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Opaque Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Stimulating erotic school cafeteria

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Vigorous slippery private investor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: metal masturbator brunch

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Carnelian mental disorder

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Chocolate degenerate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: insane tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring jade nibblets

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: judgmental supple azn depressive

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Carnelian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Diverse location dingle berry

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lavender out-of-control striped hyena

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: sable doobsian nowag trailer park

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: sienna pontificating fortuitous meteor

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: misunderstood comical home marketing idea

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Tan university

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065360)