\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
curious bipolar locus old irish cottage
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
...
copper theater stage
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
passionate public bath
  08/02/25
rip
cerebral nibblets senate
  08/02/25
...
curious bipolar locus old irish cottage
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
stimulating legal warrant
  08/01/25
...
Confused aromatic business firm friendly grandma
  08/01/25
...
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Exhilarant Jewess
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Talented death wish
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Bearded garrison partner
  08/01/25
yes
Talented death wish
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Talented death wish
  08/01/25
?
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Bearded garrison partner
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Confused aromatic business firm friendly grandma
  08/01/25
Sick
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
...
Talented death wish
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
razzmatazz duck-like area
  08/02/25
...
Snowy police squad brunch
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Talented death wish
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
cerebral nibblets senate
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
razzmatazz duck-like area
  08/02/25
Hdy
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
shivering elastic band
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
laughsome canary kitchen
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Buff main people
  08/02/25
Titcr
opaque range dog poop
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Buff main people
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
dark metal bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Buff main people
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Irradiated Talking Pocket Flask
  08/02/25
...
Violet step-uncle's house liquid oxygen
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
idiotic adventurous resort
  08/02/25
...
internet-worthy indian lodge
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
citrine insanely creepy generalized bond
  08/02/25
?
fiercely-loyal glittery property
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
bat-shit-crazy gay church faggot firefighter
  08/03/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: curious bipolar locus old irish cottage

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: copper theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150500)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: passionate public bath

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cerebral nibblets senate

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: curious bipolar locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Confused aromatic business firm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Talented death wish

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bearded garrison partner

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Talented death wish

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Talented death wish

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bearded garrison partner

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Confused aromatic business firm friendly grandma

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Talented death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz duck-like area

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Snowy police squad brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150353)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Talented death wish

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cerebral nibblets senate

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz duck-like area

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: shivering elastic band

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: laughsome canary kitchen

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Buff main people

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: opaque range dog poop

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Buff main people

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: dark metal bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Buff main people

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Irradiated Talking Pocket Flask

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Violet step-uncle's house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: idiotic adventurous resort

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: citrine insanely creepy generalized bond

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glittery property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy gay church faggot firefighter

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)