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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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This makes it funnier
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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chilling
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Will do. Thank.
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: drab area

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: histrionic mustard macaca

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: multi-colored sooty trailer park



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Lemon exciting police squad



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: cyan pocket flask temple



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Greedy razzmatazz pozpig center



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: ungodly vigorous incel



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: mint trip stead jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Greedy razzmatazz pozpig center

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful queen of the night



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: mint trip stead jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: cerebral gaming laptop

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: electric at-the-ready dilemma yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Fighting Piazza

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Pearly Base



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Tan Sneaky Criminal Theatre

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: mint trip stead jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible hunting ground

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mediation Lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Stimulating Saffron Ladyboy

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: razzle reading party

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: useless abode



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: bright personal credit line sanctuary



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: French Low-t School



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: canary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Insane contagious boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Bull headed chest-beating black woman philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: flickering psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mediation Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: histrionic mustard macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Sapphire mad cow disease

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Lemon exciting police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: yellow faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Big athletic conference private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: boyish toaster half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Jet cracking masturbator kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: ocher hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: multi-colored sooty trailer park

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: laughsome white filthpig

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: multi-colored sooty trailer park

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: bossy hideous hospital old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: cyan pocket flask temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: fragrant public bath azn

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: burgundy apoplectic roast beef

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Sienna quadroon hell

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Outnumbered pit haunted graveyard

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Effete zombie-like nursing home

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Know-it-all exhilarant chapel legal warrant

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Greedy razzmatazz pozpig center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Infuriating lascivious ratface degenerate

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: mint trip stead jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Pearly Base

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded orange forum

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: autistic state

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Amethyst Set

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: passionate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: laughsome white filthpig

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious hairy legs field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: rose goal in life address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling soggy water buffalo

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: provocative puce box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Indecent stirring halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Comical azure jap stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Impertinent Corn Cake Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: passionate point

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: passionate point

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: motley chrome prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: spectacular church building useless brakes

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: autistic state

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: passionate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: ungodly vigorous incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: cordovan theater stage selfie

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: beta depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: milky thriller church cuckoldry

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: ungodly vigorous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: cyan pocket flask temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: autistic state

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: milky thriller church cuckoldry

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: plum balding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: multi-colored sooty trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: mahogany circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Odious Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: supple principal's office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Jet cracking masturbator kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: bright personal credit line sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: dashing dun alpha friendly grandma

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: plum balding locus

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: cyan pocket flask temple

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: plum balding locus

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Greedy razzmatazz pozpig center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Irradiated copper plaza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Glassy Idiot

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: milky thriller church cuckoldry

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon antidepressant drug

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: milky thriller church cuckoldry

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Onyx Rigor Mother

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: razzle reading party

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cocky cuck

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: motley chrome prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Violet Newt Meetinghouse

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Violet Newt Meetinghouse

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: rose goal in life address

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Titillating Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Deer Antler

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Deer Antler

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Racy massive national

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: provocative puce box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Lilac rambunctious step-uncle's house codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: aromatic library

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: motley chrome prole

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: awkward ruby parlour

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: offensive insecure gas station

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: awkward ruby parlour

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cocky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Henna french chef business firm

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Fighting Piazza

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: heady fluffy jewess kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: passionate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: mint trip stead jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: shivering idea he suggested

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic market main people

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bateful obsidian laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Henna french chef business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Sickened Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Floppy deep weed whacker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Duck-like Office

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating lascivious ratface degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Floppy deep weed whacker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: wonderful queen of the night

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Sickened Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: histrionic mustard macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: magenta stag film organic girlfriend

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: impressive grizzly factory reset button space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Vivacious hairy legs field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing theater

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Excitant confused orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion location dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: magenta stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Vivacious hairy legs field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: supple principal's office telephone

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: magenta stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Abnormal Casino

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Jade diverse elastic band international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Very Tactful Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Comical azure jap stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic library

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: galvanic station

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: navy blood rage people who are hurt

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: magenta stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful University

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Glittery marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Glittery marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: arousing den love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Odious Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Odious Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Glittery marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Curious heaven

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Big athletic conference private investor

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Coral Stock Car Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Whorehouse Fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: medicated lavender twinkling uncleanness pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: indigo talented house dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#46928183)



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#48594017)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463285)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/en-en/#49463459)