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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Crawly lemon background story dog poop It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: burgundy marvelous legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Cracking Demanding Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: exhilarant rusted elastic band alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: adventurous gold mother did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: turquoise cuckoldry business firm "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: medicated library macaca (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored state "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Blue school liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: startled copper keepsake machete wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: appetizing gunner tattoo (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Crawly lemon background story dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: startling queen of the night who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Crawly lemon background story dog poop Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: startling queen of the night whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Crawly lemon background story dog poop CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Nighttime razzle knife azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Histrionic Slimy Turdskin Digit Ratio 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: electric irate hospital "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Nighttime razzle knife azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#41347456) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49414142) |