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what is it about ponytails that shitlawyers love so much?

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Chocolate spot
  12/05/22
It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and c...
stimulating copper hell
  12/05/22
how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?
Irradiated Jade Telephone
  12/05/22
It’s like how special forces guys have beards just bec...
cyan well-lubricated lettuce locus
  12/05/22
i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking...
180 Infuriating Den
  12/05/22
I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spe...
Supple Antidepressant Drug
  12/05/22
Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their grea...
Abusive obsidian genital piercing
  12/05/22
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soul-stirring high-end pistol
  12/05/22
Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms o...
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
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Mustard parlour
  10/25/25
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vibrant duck-like cuckold institution
  10/25/25
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Stubborn Unholy Ticket Booth Community Account
  10/25/25
you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily you...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
Shut up fag.
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I ...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a com...
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone does...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who ...
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and ge...
pale elastic band love of her life
  10/25/25
You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family o...
dun hairy legs useless brakes
  10/25/25
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i gave my cousin head
  11/04/25


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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Chocolate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589289)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating copper hell

It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and coke as payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589298)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Telephone

how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589311)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated lettuce locus

It’s like how special forces guys have beards just because they can. shitlawyers have ponytails just to flex on biglawyers and other corpos who could never get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589362)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: 180 Infuriating Den

i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking like a hippy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589596)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug

I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spent a lot of time in the US Virgin Islands. Every fucking guy who made enough to retire there grew a ponytail. Most of them were pretty much bald but grew out what little hair they could to make an attempt at a ponytail. It was their pathetic attempt at (ironically) letting their hair down after being in the working world for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589391)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Abusive obsidian genital piercing

Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their greasy clutch of shitigation tricks there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589562)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring high-end pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#45589602)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms of the prison time my clients will get and how bad the facts are). Inshallah the ponytail will save us



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49373944)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Mustard parlour



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: vibrant duck-like cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374239)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Stubborn Unholy Ticket Booth Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374286)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily your clients are probably brown trash who belong in prison for a long time so at least they will get the max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374290)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Shut up fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374323)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I can't be certain, your nigger clients probably belong in jail for a long time. Thus society will be benefited by a loser failawyer like you getting shitpumped in court so they rot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374326)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374337)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see my username you stupid shitlawyer loser? I hate kikes and Israel. You're just a dumbfuck and a loser and a bad lawyer. You know what i'm saying is true that's why you're so mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374339)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a combative anonymous internet loser online right now, but no doubt you must be extremely handsome, smart, witty, loved by many friends and great at law and business irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374367)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone doesn't just suck your tiny little turdprick. I'm sorry it hurts to be reminded that you're dumb, went to shit schools, failed the bar multiple times and have a shitty job that you're bad at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374370)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who starts insulting me unprovoked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374373)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your nigger clients enjoy prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374378)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: pale elastic band love of her life

Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374380)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: dun hairy legs useless brakes

You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family out of white lands you retarded brown subhuman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49374406)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2/en-en/#49401950)