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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Shimmering House Tattoo
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
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Exhilarant Striped Hyena Office
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talented wine codepig people who are hurt
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Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button
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hairraiser locale goyim
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Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit
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Confused range toaster
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misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
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Aromatic Beta Hospital Gay Wizard
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Soggy keepsake machete
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
soul-stirring site degenerate
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Mauve lodge mad cow disease
  12/23/25
180
Contagious rebellious elastic band circlehead
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Self-absorbed offensive bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
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irradiated henna mother
  12/24/25
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Pearly dilemma immigrant
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Red Drunken Field Cuckold
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Racy startling trailer park
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Racy startling trailer park
  12/23/25
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Carmine arousing cumskin
  12/24/25
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Soggy keepsake machete
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Passionate smoky private investor
  12/23/25
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boyish out-of-control son of senegal
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/23/25
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boyish out-of-control son of senegal
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Cocky multi-colored stag film fanboi
  12/24/25
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boyish out-of-control son of senegal
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Cerebral Sepia Water Buffalo Jew
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Sadistic ocher headpube
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Mind-boggling mischievous stage
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Mind-boggling mischievous stage
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
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Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Mind-boggling mischievous stage
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/25/25
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adulterous fortuitous meteor lay
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Aromatic Beta Hospital Gay Wizard
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
chest-beating beady-eyed party of the first part pisswyrm
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
180 bearded pervert address
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Territorial clown
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Territorial clown
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Electric rigpig
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
dashing kitty cat
  12/24/25
tp
hairraiser locale goyim
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
azure brunch
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
misunderstood lascivious deer antler
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
pale vigorous dopamine sandwich
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Shimmering House Tattoo

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Striped Hyena Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: talented wine codepig people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Mauve lodge mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: hairraiser locale goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bearded excitant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Charismatic business firm digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Confused range toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Beta Hospital Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Soggy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring site degenerate

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Mauve lodge mad cow disease

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Contagious rebellious elastic band circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Self-absorbed offensive bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: irradiated henna mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Pearly dilemma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Red Drunken Field Cuckold

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Racy startling trailer park

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Racy startling trailer park

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Carmine arousing cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Soggy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Passionate smoky private investor

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: boyish out-of-control son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: boyish out-of-control son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Cocky multi-colored stag film fanboi

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: boyish out-of-control son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Sepia Water Buffalo Jew

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Sadistic ocher headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mischievous stage

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mischievous stage

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mischievous stage

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: adulterous fortuitous meteor lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Amethyst low-t cruise ship factory reset button

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Beta Hospital Gay Wizard

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: chest-beating beady-eyed party of the first part pisswyrm

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: 180 bearded pervert address

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Territorial clown

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Territorial clown

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Electric rigpig

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hairraiser locale goyim

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: azure brunch

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: misunderstood lascivious deer antler

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: pale vigorous dopamine sandwich

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en/#49539118)