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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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copper hall
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
flirting sienna milk
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
copper hall
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
flirting sienna milk
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
copper hall
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
drunken institution
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
copper hall
  07/06/25
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Cheese-eating massive hell hunting ground
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Yellow irate fat ankles
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
flirting sienna milk
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Yellow irate fat ankles
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
copper hall
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Yellow irate fat ankles
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
flirting sienna milk
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
copper hall
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Yellow irate fat ankles
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Scarlet deer antler library
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Yellow irate fat ankles
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
jet gas station jew
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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  07/06/25
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  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Concupiscible Cruel-hearted Office Potus
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Chocolate Contagious Kitty Field
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Insane Affirmative Action
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Judgmental hairraiser giraffe
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
anal digit ratio pit
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
copper hall
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Scarlet deer antler library
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
copper hall
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
anal digit ratio pit
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Scarlet deer antler library
  07/07/25
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puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
anal digit ratio pit
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Insane Affirmative Action
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Scarlet deer antler library
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
anal digit ratio pit
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
anal digit ratio pit
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
anal digit ratio pit
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
anal digit ratio pit
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Concupiscible Cruel-hearted Office Potus
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
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copper hall
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
mauve area
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puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate
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copper hall
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Galvanic property
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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copper hall
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Self-centered home turdskin
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: copper hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: flirting sienna milk

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: copper hall

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: flirting sienna milk

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: copper hall

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: drunken institution

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: copper hall

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating massive hell hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Rose floppy nibblets market

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: drunken institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: razzle house puppy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cruel-hearted Office Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: flickering prole crotch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Judgmental hairraiser giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: medicated abode



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mint nubile theater stage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Khaki trump supporter toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: histrionic avocado pisswyrm heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Sooty senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious electric furnace



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: saffron casino liquid oxygen



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: flirting sienna milk

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: copper hall

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: flirting sienna milk

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: copper hall

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Scarlet deer antler library

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: jet gas station jew

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Iridescent Meetinghouse Cumskin

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: saffron casino liquid oxygen



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruel-hearted Office Potus

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Chocolate Contagious Kitty Field

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Insane Affirmative Action

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Judgmental hairraiser giraffe

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: copper hall

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Scarlet deer antler library

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: copper hall

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Scarlet deer antler library

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Insane Affirmative Action

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Scarlet deer antler library

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: anal digit ratio pit

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruel-hearted Office Potus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: copper hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: mauve area

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Yellow irate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling orchestra pit degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: copper hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Galvanic property

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: histrionic avocado pisswyrm heaven

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: copper hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Self-centered home turdskin

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099235)