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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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dull dilemma roast beef
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
pearl razzle telephone home
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
dull dilemma roast beef
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Angry Parlor Friendly Grandma
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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pearl razzle telephone home
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nofapping circlehead pit
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
copper arousing university
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
copper arousing university
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
copper arousing university
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
copper arousing university
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
alcoholic legend useless brakes
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
copper arousing university
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
big faggotry heaven
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Disturbing Locale
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nofapping circlehead pit
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
puce senate
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
cerebral flatulent parlour deer antler
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Opaque messiness fat ankles
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Infuriating onyx lodge
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
avocado masturbator stag film
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
alcoholic legend useless brakes
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
dull dilemma roast beef
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
avocado masturbator stag film
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
alcoholic legend useless brakes
  07/07/25
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sexy pearly immigrant spot
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
avocado masturbator stag film
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Opaque messiness fat ankles
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
alcoholic legend useless brakes
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
sexy pearly immigrant spot
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
avocado masturbator stag film
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Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
sexy pearly immigrant spot
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
avocado masturbator stag film
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
sexy pearly immigrant spot
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
avocado masturbator stag film
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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puce senate
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
sexy pearly immigrant spot
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dull dilemma roast beef
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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dull dilemma roast beef
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
rambunctious public bath
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
bull headed brilliant temple
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dull dilemma roast beef
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: pearl razzle telephone home

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Angry Parlor Friendly Grandma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: splenetic sneaky criminal internal respiration

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: copper arousing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: pearl razzle telephone home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Well-lubricated yellow son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Violet floppy state



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Infuriating onyx lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine disrespectful school cafeteria main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Violent Exciting Space



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Wonderful nursing home knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bull headed brilliant temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: overrated personal credit line haunted graveyard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: appetizing ape



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: nofapping circlehead pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: copper arousing university

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: copper arousing university

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: copper arousing university

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Submissive thriller step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: copper arousing university

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: alcoholic legend useless brakes

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: copper arousing university

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: big faggotry heaven

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Disturbing Locale

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: nofapping circlehead pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: puce senate

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: cerebral flatulent parlour deer antler

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Opaque messiness fat ankles

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Infuriating onyx lodge

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: alcoholic legend useless brakes

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic legend useless brakes

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Opaque messiness fat ankles

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: alcoholic legend useless brakes

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: avocado masturbator stag film

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: outnumbered excitant therapy native

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: copper arousing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: sexy pearly immigrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: rambunctious public bath

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bull headed brilliant temple

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: dull dilemma roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: gold gaming laptop ladyboy

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099235)