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Cyan depressive
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Harsh Foreskin
  04/11/26
I saved one life
Orange trust fund
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
frozen avocado blood rage forum
  04/13/26
Where to start
lime thriller kitty cat
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Harsh Foreskin
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Spruce native
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floppy black woman hall
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Charismatic flushed regret
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pea-brained institution stain
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
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cracking idiotic cruise ship
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crimson church generalized bond
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Irate double fault
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opaque mental disorder toaster
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert
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supple shrine
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
stirring puce idea he suggested
  04/11/26
Explain?
Spruce native
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supple shrine
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Contagious self-absorbed stage factory reset button
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Harsh Foreskin
  04/12/26
Ricky
magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert
  04/11/26
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
cowardly mentally impaired fortuitous meteor pit
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Tantric vengeful ceo feces
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
cerebral heaven cuck
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
stirring puce idea he suggested
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
stirring puce idea he suggested
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
metal stead liquid oxygen
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
stirring puce idea he suggested
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Spruce native
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert
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obsidian laughsome chad center
  04/13/26
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Wonderful kink-friendly field travel guidebook
  04/11/26
lmao
Pink Sound Barrier
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pontificating church building organic girlfriend
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arousing slate site
  04/12/26
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excitant low-t locus skinny woman
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Charismatic flushed regret
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Drab box office
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opaque mental disorder toaster
  04/15/26
180
lime thriller kitty cat
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
poppy trailer park
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Adulterous Wrinkle
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Gaming Laptop Spot
  04/11/26
that is brave
Orange trust fund
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Gaming Laptop Spot
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Orange trust fund
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Adulterous Wrinkle
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
vigorous chestnut principal's office
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
stirring puce idea he suggested
  04/11/26
We've got time
Wonderful kink-friendly field travel guidebook
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
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Overrated talented sex offender
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magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
stirring puce idea he suggested
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Tantric vengeful ceo feces
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
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excitant low-t locus skinny woman
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seedy stubborn parlour wagecucks
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Overrated talented sex offender
  04/12/26
wow
racy crusty goal in life gunner
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flatulent personal credit line
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
Adventurous love of her life legend
  04/13/26
lol
racy crusty goal in life gunner
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Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
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crimson church generalized bond
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
stirring puce idea he suggested
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
stirring puce idea he suggested
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excitant low-t locus skinny woman
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
saffron godawful electric furnace trump supporter
  04/11/26
how many
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Driven a Zamboni
Pink Sound Barrier
  04/11/26
180 wholesome unique experience
Spruce native
  04/11/26
tyty
Pink Sound Barrier
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Diverse idiot step-uncle's house
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Pink Sound Barrier
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180
Irate double fault
  04/15/26
(stone cold steve austin tp)
Marvelous underhanded property
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
pearl angry international law enforcement agency
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
shivering azure address
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vigorous chestnut principal's office
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wtf
self-centered aqua doctorate resort
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Tantric vengeful ceo feces
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excitant low-t locus skinny woman
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Translucent menage codepig
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Exciting Police Squad Degenerate
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy
  04/12/26
He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
Exciting Police Squad Degenerate
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frum son of senegal ratface
  04/17/26
I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Tantric vengeful ceo feces
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
cracking idiotic cruise ship
  04/12/26
Winner
lime thriller kitty cat
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floppy black woman hall
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
insanely creepy home
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
self-centered aqua doctorate resort
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Spruce native
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
Narcissist
vigorous chestnut principal's office
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Coon
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
?
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
arousing slate site
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Learning Disabled Cobalt Death Wish Jew
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
arousing slate site
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
canary vibrant garrison incel
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supple shrine
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
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arousing slate site
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Fighting Wine Abode
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Marvelous underhanded property
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
indecent aphrodisiac plaza faggotry
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
painfully honest ungodly area
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
painfully honest ungodly area
  04/13/26
!
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Fighting Wine Abode
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Hideous talking corn cake faggot firefighter
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Overrated talented sex offender
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Exciting Police Squad Degenerate
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Hideous talking corn cake faggot firefighter
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Exciting Police Squad Degenerate
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/12/26
180
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
deranged whorehouse
  04/12/26
180!
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Learning Disabled Cobalt Death Wish Jew
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy
  04/14/26
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racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
beady-eyed public bath french chef
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Spruce native
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
painfully honest ungodly area
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Fragrant background story
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
hairraiser iridescent immigrant
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
painfully honest ungodly area
  04/13/26
...
beady-eyed public bath french chef
  04/14/26
...
Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Marvelous underhanded property
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
irradiated brunch nowag
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Domesticated candlestick maker
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
obsidian laughsome chad center
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/13/26
ouch
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
crimson church generalized bond
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/15/26
not me
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/15/26
...
Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration
  04/14/26
genuine lol
vermilion corner old irish cottage
  04/13/26
...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/14/26
180
Fighting Wine Abode
  04/14/26
180
Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Red office tattoo
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
frum son of senegal ratface
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug
  04/13/26
180
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/14/26
...
Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
...
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
lascivious chapel
  04/15/26
😎
Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug
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...
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
bateful cuckold
  04/13/26
...
Aromatic alpha
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
naked boiling water meetinghouse
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Dull razzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
concupiscible fat ankles sandwich
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Charismatic flushed regret
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
vermilion corner old irish cottage
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
vermilion corner old irish cottage
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
vermilion corner old irish cottage
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
pontificating church building organic girlfriend
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Spruce native
  04/16/26
...
painfully honest ungodly area
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
hot vivacious stag film half-breed
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
opaque mental disorder toaster
  04/15/26
excited?
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
hot vivacious stag film half-breed
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
hot vivacious stag film half-breed
  04/15/26
...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/16/26
...
Harsh Foreskin
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
hot vivacious stag film half-breed
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Harsh Foreskin
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
hot vivacious stag film half-breed
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Harsh Foreskin
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Charismatic flushed regret
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
opaque mental disorder toaster
  04/15/26
...
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/15/26
...
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Marvelous underhanded property
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Galvanic Scarlet Location
  04/16/26
...
Tantric vengeful ceo feces
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Big Grizzly Dragon Marketing Idea
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
racy crusty goal in life gunner
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Contagious self-absorbed stage factory reset button
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
impressive kitty
  04/17/26
...
Pungent odious preventive strike business firm
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
180 submissive bawdyhouse
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
vigorous chestnut principal's office
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
ivory senate
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
ivory senate
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
appetizing alcoholic toilet seat useless brakes
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Overrated talented sex offender
  04/17/26
...
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  04/26/26
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.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
.,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
Refunkulus
  05/01/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Cyan depressive



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Harsh Foreskin

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Orange trust fund

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: frozen avocado blood rage forum

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: lime thriller kitty cat

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Harsh Foreskin



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Spruce native



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: floppy black woman hall



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: pea-brained institution stain



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: cracking idiotic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811706)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: crimson church generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Irate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: opaque mental disorder toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: supple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Spruce native

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: supple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Contagious self-absorbed stage factory reset button

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Harsh Foreskin

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: cowardly mentally impaired fortuitous meteor pit

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Tantric vengeful ceo feces

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: cerebral heaven cuck

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: metal stead liquid oxygen

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Spruce native

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: obsidian laughsome chad center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Wonderful kink-friendly field travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Pink Sound Barrier

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: arousing slate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: excitant low-t locus skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Drab box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: opaque mental disorder toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: lime thriller kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: poppy trailer park

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Adulterous Wrinkle

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Gaming Laptop Spot

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Orange trust fund

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Carnelian Gaming Laptop Spot

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Orange trust fund

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Adulterous Wrinkle

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: vigorous chestnut principal's office

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Wonderful kink-friendly field travel guidebook

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Overrated talented sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: magenta sexy mad-dog skullcap pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Tantric vengeful ceo feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant low-t locus skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: seedy stubborn parlour wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Overrated talented sex offender

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: flatulent personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Adventurous love of her life legend

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: crimson church generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: stirring puce idea he suggested

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant low-t locus skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: saffron godawful electric furnace trump supporter

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Pink Sound Barrier

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Spruce native

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Pink Sound Barrier

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Diverse idiot step-uncle's house

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Pink Sound Barrier

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Irate double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded property

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: pearl angry international law enforcement agency

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: shivering azure address

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: vigorous chestnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: self-centered aqua doctorate resort

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Tantric vengeful ceo feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: excitant low-t locus skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Translucent menage codepig

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Exciting Police Squad Degenerate

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Exciting Police Squad Degenerate

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: frum son of senegal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Tantric vengeful ceo feces

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: cracking idiotic cruise ship

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: lime thriller kitty cat

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: floppy black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy home

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: self-centered aqua doctorate resort

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Spruce native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: arousing slate site

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: vigorous chestnut principal's office

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: arousing slate site

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: arousing slate site

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: arousing slate site

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: arousing slate site

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: arousing slate site

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cobalt Death Wish Jew

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: arousing slate site

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Curious internet-worthy stage pozpig

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: canary vibrant garrison incel

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: supple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: arousing slate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fighting Wine Abode

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded property

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac plaza faggotry

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: painfully honest ungodly area

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: painfully honest ungodly area

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit keepsake machete

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Fighting Wine Abode

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Hideous talking corn cake faggot firefighter

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Overrated talented sex offender

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Exciting Police Squad Degenerate

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Hideous talking corn cake faggot firefighter

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Exciting Police Squad Degenerate

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: deranged whorehouse

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cobalt Death Wish Jew

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed public bath french chef

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Spruce native

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: painfully honest ungodly area

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Fragrant background story

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: hairraiser iridescent immigrant

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: painfully honest ungodly area

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded property

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: irradiated brunch nowag

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Domesticated candlestick maker

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: obsidian laughsome chad center

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: crimson church generalized bond

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Smoky Very Tactful Nursing Home Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: vermilion corner old irish cottage

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Fighting Wine Abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Mint misanthropic ladyboy puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Red office tattoo

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: frum son of senegal ratface

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious chapel

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Geriatric multi-colored antidepressant drug

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: bateful cuckold

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: naked boiling water meetinghouse

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Dull razzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: concupiscible fat ankles sandwich

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: vermilion corner old irish cottage

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: vermilion corner old irish cottage

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: vermilion corner old irish cottage

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: pontificating church building organic girlfriend

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Spruce native

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: painfully honest ungodly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: hot vivacious stag film half-breed

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: opaque mental disorder toaster

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hot vivacious stag film half-breed

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: hot vivacious stag film half-breed

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Harsh Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: hot vivacious stag film half-breed

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Harsh Foreskin

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: hot vivacious stag film half-breed

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Harsh Foreskin

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed regret

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: opaque mental disorder toaster

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded property

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Scarlet Location

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Tantric vengeful ceo feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Big Grizzly Dragon Marketing Idea

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: racy crusty goal in life gunner

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Contagious self-absorbed stage factory reset button

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: impressive kitty

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Pungent odious preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: 180 submissive bawdyhouse

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: vigorous chestnut principal's office

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: ivory senate

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: ivory senate

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: appetizing alcoholic toilet seat useless brakes

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Overrated talented sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,., (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/en-en/#49858354)