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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
tell me
Seedy boltzmann
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
lol tyft
filthy stage
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
white reading party pocket flask
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Supple Stag Film Antidepressant Drug
  12/28/13
fucking lol
vermilion senate weed whacker
  05/12/15
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vigorous parlor
  05/12/15
so underrated
twinkling concupiscible institution
  01/19/16
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chartreuse gunner
  06/07/17
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bateful lettuce
  03/31/18
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Laughsome bipolar sneaky criminal rigor
  07/18/18
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Big faggotry national security agency
  07/18/18
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provocative shrine
  12/16/21
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ocher marvelous main people meetinghouse
  02/16/23
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fragrant library philosopher-king
  12/11/24
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Emerald cuck
  06/11/25
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Israel First = America Last
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
mind-boggling puce spot patrolman
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Milky Faggot Firefighter Center
  08/14/13
lmao
Seedy boltzmann
  05/12/15
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glittery nursing home messiness
  12/11/24
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fragrant library philosopher-king
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
mind-boggling puce spot patrolman
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
yellow dysfunction range
  08/14/13
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filthy stage
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
French Giraffe
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
rofl
Seedy boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
rofl
Impressive Cumskin
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Motley address
  08/14/13
lol
beady-eyed orchid puppy
  08/14/13
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Awkward locus toilet seat
  08/14/13
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chartreuse gunner
  03/10/14
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Curious chapel people who are hurt
  03/24/21
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ocher marvelous main people meetinghouse
  02/16/23
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Israel First = America Last
  08/12/25
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Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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filthy stage
  08/14/13
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Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Milky Faggot Firefighter Center
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
best of thread
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
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wine private investor
  08/14/13
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fragrant library philosopher-king
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
fragrant library philosopher-king
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
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filthy stage
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Jade Public Bath
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filthy stage
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
filthy stage
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Sick prole school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Milky Faggot Firefighter Center
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
cyan locale marketing idea
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Seedy boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
hairraiser pearly turdskin
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talented citrine jap business firm
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Awkward locus toilet seat
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Jade Public Bath
  08/17/13
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vermilion senate weed whacker
  01/19/16
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bateful lettuce
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
cyan locale marketing idea
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
lol
sinister piazza circlehead
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
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wine private investor
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
splenetic church
  08/14/13
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Glassy drunken keepsake machete
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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Sepia fortuitous meteor tank
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
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wine private investor
  08/14/13
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Dull quadroon
  09/11/13
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Dull quadroon
  02/16/23
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Curious chapel people who are hurt
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
wine private investor
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Aquamarine greedy casino
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
French Giraffe
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
French Giraffe
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Racy vengeful wagecucks
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
bearded resort hominid
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
wine private investor
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Aquamarine greedy casino
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
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Rough-skinned University Toaster
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
umber school new version
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
umber school new version
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
filthy stage
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
filthy stage
  08/14/13
whatever
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Stimulating church building boistinker
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
lol
hairraiser pearly turdskin
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
180
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
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Obsidian submissive roommate
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
medicated burgundy mediation cuckold
  08/14/13
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medicated burgundy mediation cuckold
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
lol tyft
filthy stage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
filthy stage
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
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Sable Charismatic Hospital Death Wish
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hairraiser pearly turdskin
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Chest-beating olive idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Slate son of senegal mad cow disease
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
provocative shrine
  08/14/13
165
multi-colored regret jew
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
lmao
filthy stage
  08/14/13
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Rough-skinned University Toaster
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Cream ticket booth
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
mint lodge mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Jade Public Bath
  08/14/13
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medicated burgundy mediation cuckold
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
Pics?
Amber Aphrodisiac Den Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
link?
glittery nursing home messiness
  08/17/13
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Seedy boltzmann
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Flushed haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
irradiated fuchsia blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
wine private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Bossy set indirect expression
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Thriller volcanic crater
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Thriller volcanic crater
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Thriller volcanic crater
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Exhilarant painfully honest property
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Thriller volcanic crater
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
buff cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Underrated
multi-colored regret jew
  08/15/13
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chartreuse gunner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
buff cuckoldry
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Sooty office community account
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
wine private investor
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Big-titted tripping state hairy legs
  08/14/13
lol
beady-eyed orchid puppy
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Big-titted tripping state hairy legs
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
beady-eyed orchid puppy
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Big-titted tripping state hairy legs
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
amethyst double fault
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Aquamarine greedy casino
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Odious rusted trust fund
  08/14/13
180
lavender indian lodge
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
beady-eyed orchid puppy
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Awkward locus toilet seat
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
beady-eyed orchid puppy
  08/14/13
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Know-it-all pisswyrm lay
  08/14/13
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ruby adventurous kitchen friendly grandma
  08/14/13
180
Thriller volcanic crater
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buff cuckoldry
  08/15/13
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Bossy set indirect expression
  08/17/13
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Vibrant mauve hissy fit
  09/11/13
Lmao
Spectacular home
  06/07/17
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Israel First = America Last
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Charcoal plaza preventive strike
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Know-it-all pisswyrm lay
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
fiercely-loyal arousing potus
  08/14/13
lol
Thriller volcanic crater
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insane roast beef
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
yapping dashing stead
  08/14/13
180
180 scourge upon the earth principal's office
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Startled site
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Stirring judgmental hunting ground
  08/17/13
poignant
tan boyish corner
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
violent heady organic girlfriend
  08/17/13
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Know-it-all pisswyrm lay
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Vibrant mauve hissy fit
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Dull quadroon
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Sooty office community account
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Supple Stag Film Antidepressant Drug
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
soul-stirring tanning salon pervert
  12/28/13
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coral cracking hall pistol
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Fighting bat-shit-crazy menage depressive
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
garnet queen of the night kitty cat
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
passionate hell trump supporter
  03/10/14
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vermilion senate weed whacker
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
splenetic church
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vivacious cruise ship
  01/19/16
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Awkward locus toilet seat
  10/25/17
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glittery nursing home messiness
  11/29/15
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glittery nursing home messiness
  12/23/15
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vermilion senate weed whacker
  01/05/16
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glittery nursing home messiness
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Doobsian rehab
  06/07/17
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vivacious cruise ship
  09/22/17
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Jade Public Bath
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
insecure sadistic national
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Razzle-dazzle Pit Chad
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
insecure sadistic national
  07/18/18
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Curious chapel people who are hurt
  04/30/19
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glittery nursing home messiness
  06/21/20
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glittery nursing home messiness
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dun famous landscape painting masturbator
  07/11/20
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Curious chapel people who are hurt
  12/16/21
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Curious chapel people who are hurt
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Seedy boltzmann

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: filthy stage

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: white reading party pocket flask

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Supple Stag Film Antidepressant Drug

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: vermilion senate weed whacker

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: vigorous parlor



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: twinkling concupiscible institution

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: chartreuse gunner



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: bateful lettuce



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: provocative shrine



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: ocher marvelous main people meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: fragrant library philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Emerald cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling puce spot patrolman

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Milky Faggot Firefighter Center

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Seedy boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: fragrant library philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling puce spot patrolman

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: yellow dysfunction range

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: French Giraffe

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Seedy boltzmann

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: provocative shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Impressive Cumskin

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Motley address

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Awkward locus toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: chartreuse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Curious chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: ocher marvelous main people meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Milky Faggot Firefighter Center

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: wine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: fragrant library philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: fragrant library philosopher-king

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: filthy stage

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Sick prole school cafeteria

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Milky Faggot Firefighter Center

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: cyan locale marketing idea

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Seedy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hairraiser pearly turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: talented citrine jap business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Awkward locus toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: vermilion senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: bateful lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: cyan locale marketing idea

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: wine private investor

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: wine private investor

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: sinister piazza circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: wine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: splenetic church

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Glassy drunken keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sepia fortuitous meteor tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: wine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Curious chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: wine private investor

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: wine private investor

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine greedy casino

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: umber school new version

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: French Giraffe

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: French Giraffe

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: provocative shrine

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Racy vengeful wagecucks

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bearded resort hominid

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: wine private investor

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: umber school new version

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine greedy casino

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned University Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: umber school new version

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: umber school new version

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: umber school new version

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: umber school new version

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: umber school new version

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: umber school new version

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: filthy stage

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: filthy stage

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Stimulating church building boistinker

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: wine private investor

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hairraiser pearly turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: provocative shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Obsidian submissive roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rambunctious Box Office Useless Brakes

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: medicated burgundy mediation cuckold

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: medicated burgundy mediation cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: provocative shrine

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: provocative shrine

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: filthy stage

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: filthy stage

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Sable Charismatic Hospital Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser pearly turdskin

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Chest-beating olive idea he suggested

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Slate son of senegal mad cow disease

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: provocative shrine

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: provocative shrine

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: wine private investor

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: provocative shrine

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: multi-colored regret jew

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: filthy stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Rough-skinned University Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Cream ticket booth

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mint lodge mad-dog skullcap

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Jade Public Bath

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: medicated burgundy mediation cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Amber Aphrodisiac Den Multi-billionaire

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Seedy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Flushed haunted graveyard

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: irradiated fuchsia blood rage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: wine private investor

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Bossy set indirect expression

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest property

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: buff cuckoldry

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: multi-colored regret jew

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: chartreuse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: buff cuckoldry

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Sooty office community account

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: wine private investor

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Big-titted tripping state hairy legs

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Big-titted tripping state hairy legs

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid puppy

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Big-titted tripping state hairy legs

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Titillating Violet Candlestick Maker

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: amethyst double fault

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine greedy casino

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Odious rusted trust fund

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: lavender indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid puppy

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Awkward locus toilet seat

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid puppy

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all pisswyrm lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: ruby adventurous kitchen friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: buff cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Bossy set indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Vibrant mauve hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Spectacular home

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Charcoal plaza preventive strike

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all pisswyrm lay

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing potus

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Thriller volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: insane roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: yapping dashing stead

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: 180 scourge upon the earth principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Startled site

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Stirring judgmental hunting ground

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: tan boyish corner

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: violent heady organic girlfriend

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all pisswyrm lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Vibrant mauve hissy fit

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Dull quadroon

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Sooty office community account

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Supple Stag Film Antidepressant Drug

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring tanning salon pervert

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: coral cracking hall pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Fighting bat-shit-crazy menage depressive

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: garnet queen of the night kitty cat

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: passionate hell trump supporter

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: vermilion senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: splenetic church

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Awkward locus toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: vermilion senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Doobsian rehab

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: insecure sadistic national

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pit Chad

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: insecure sadistic national

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Curious chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: glittery nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: dun famous landscape painting masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Curious chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Curious chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en/#44198924)