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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
violet laughsome senate generalized bond
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
walnut erotic stage boistinker
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
walnut erotic stage boistinker
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
walnut erotic stage boistinker
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
blue haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
walnut erotic stage boistinker
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
odious violent parlour
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
walnut erotic stage boistinker
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
alcoholic glittery chapel son of senegal
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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translucent exhilarant hell
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Aqua Dopamine
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
swashbuckling round eye
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
umber temple
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
claret point skinny woman
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
adventurous field trust fund
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
blue haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
odious violent parlour
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
blue haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
adventurous field trust fund
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
odious violent parlour
  07/07/25
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Mahogany ticket booth
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
adventurous field trust fund
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
umber temple
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
odious violent parlour
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Mahogany ticket booth
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
adventurous field trust fund
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Mahogany ticket booth
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
adventurous field trust fund
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Mahogany ticket booth
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
adventurous field trust fund
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Aqua Dopamine
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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blue haunted graveyard
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: violet laughsome senate generalized bond

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Hideous domesticated useless brakes mediation



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria lettuce

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: violet laughsome senate generalized bond



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Pale heady trailer park cumskin



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Aqua Dopamine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Anal pearly mother



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: claret point skinny woman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Frum bearded stead stock car



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: dashing gas station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac newt background story



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: unholy vigorous party of the first part kitty



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Bipolar Fragrant Indian Lodge Degenerate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant hell



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: transparent antidepressant drug mental disorder

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: odious violent parlour

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery chapel son of senegal

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: shimmering pozpig abode

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: translucent exhilarant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Aqua Dopamine

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling round eye

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: umber temple

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: claret point skinny woman

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: odious violent parlour

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: blue haunted graveyard

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: odious violent parlour

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: umber temple

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: odious violent parlour

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: adventurous field trust fund

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Aqua Dopamine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Chocolate ape bbw

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: walnut erotic stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: charismatic fighting therapy pervert

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac newt background story

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: blue haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: misanthropic telephone church

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099235)