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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
kink-friendly chapel chad
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
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chest-beating twinkling uncleanness nowag
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
misunderstood zombie-like mental disorder brethren
  08/02/25
rip
nofapping scarlet deer antler
  08/02/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Contagious Jap
  08/01/25
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electric sadistic giraffe
  08/01/25
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Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
black flatulent athletic conference
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Hilarious national security agency shrine
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Pearly Station Roast Beef
  08/01/25
yes
Hilarious national security agency shrine
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Hilarious national security agency shrine
  08/01/25
?
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Pearly Station Roast Beef
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
electric sadistic giraffe
  08/01/25
Sick
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
...
Hilarious national security agency shrine
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
elite magical toaster
  08/02/25
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twinkling people who are hurt
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Hilarious national security agency shrine
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
nofapping scarlet deer antler
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
elite magical toaster
  08/02/25
Hdy
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Provocative Submissive Stock Car
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
startling bat-shit-crazy space water buffalo
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
shaky stag film
  08/02/25
Titcr
wine dilemma toilet seat
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
shaky stag film
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
evan39
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
orchid big base
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
shaky stag film
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Citrine tripping parlour indirect expression
  08/02/25
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Supple buff cumskin
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
crimson fragrant plaza ladyboy
  08/02/25
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French jet windowlicker useless brakes
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Lemon weed whacker voyeur
  08/02/25
?
evan39
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel chad

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: chest-beating twinkling uncleanness nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: misunderstood zombie-like mental disorder brethren

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: nofapping scarlet deer antler

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Contagious Jap

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric sadistic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: black flatulent athletic conference

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Hilarious national security agency shrine

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Pearly Station Roast Beef

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hilarious national security agency shrine

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Hilarious national security agency shrine

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Pearly Station Roast Beef

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric sadistic giraffe

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hilarious national security agency shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: elite magical toaster

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: twinkling people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Hilarious national security agency shrine

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: nofapping scarlet deer antler

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: elite magical toaster

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Provocative Submissive Stock Car

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: startling bat-shit-crazy space water buffalo

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: shaky stag film

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: wine dilemma toilet seat

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: shaky stag film

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: orchid big base

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: shaky stag film

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Citrine tripping parlour indirect expression

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Supple buff cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: crimson fragrant plaza ladyboy

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: French jet windowlicker useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Lemon weed whacker voyeur

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)