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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Stubborn Preventive Strike Masturbator
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
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Lascivious dead foreskin
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
amber painfully honest piazza
  08/02/25
rip
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/02/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Violent antidepressant drug pocket flask
  08/01/25
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burgundy station
  08/01/25
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Contagious box office
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
fear-inspiring mischievous partner field
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
bull headed principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
mewling plaza
  08/01/25
yes
bull headed principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
bull headed principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
?
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
mewling plaza
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
burgundy station
  08/01/25
Sick
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
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bull headed principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
chrome address
  08/02/25
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Insanely Creepy Public Bath Sound Barrier
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
bull headed principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Contagious box office
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
chrome address
  08/02/25
Hdy
Contagious box office
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Titillating transparent dilemma
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
thriller ceo
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
salmon church codepig
  08/02/25
Titcr
blue blood rage
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Contagious box office
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
salmon church codepig
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
evan39
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
soggy market
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
salmon church codepig
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
fulano
  08/02/25
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Bearded Liar, not Bald Faced
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
oyt tp
  08/02/25
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.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
cannon
  08/02/25
?
evan39
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Contagious box office

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Preventive Strike Masturbator

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Contagious box office

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious dead foreskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: amber painfully honest piazza

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Violent antidepressant drug pocket flask

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mischievous partner field

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Contagious box office

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office tattoo

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: mewling plaza

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office tattoo

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office tattoo

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Contagious box office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mewling plaza

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: burgundy station

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious box office

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: chrome address

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Public Bath Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office tattoo

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious box office

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: chrome address

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Contagious box office

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Titillating transparent dilemma

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: thriller ceo

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: salmon church codepig

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: blue blood rage

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Contagious box office

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: salmon church codepig

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: soggy market

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: salmon church codepig

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: fulano

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Bearded Liar, not Bald Faced



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: oyt tp

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cannon

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)