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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
pale insane love of her life
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Bat-shit-crazy Electric Church
  08/02/25
rip
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  08/02/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Peach Incel
  08/01/25
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mewling harsh messiness business firm
  08/01/25
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Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Costumed sweet tailpipe
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Frum Home Alpha
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
curious address
  08/01/25
yes
Frum Home Alpha
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Frum Home Alpha
  08/01/25
?
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
curious address
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
mewling harsh messiness business firm
  08/01/25
Sick
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
...
Frum Home Alpha
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/02/25
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Kink-friendly stimulating old irish cottage elastic band
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Frum Home Alpha
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
well-lubricated multi-colored cumskin kitchen
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Insecure party of the first part
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Aqua deranged queen of the night
  08/02/25
Hdy
Insecure party of the first part
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
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  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Azure Splenetic Crackhouse
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
impertinent yarmulke
  08/02/25
Titcr
Laughsome Church Building
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Insecure party of the first part
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
impertinent yarmulke
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Insecure party of the first part
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
nofapping hairy legs
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
impertinent yarmulke
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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crawly trailer park
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Buff temple
  08/02/25
?
Insecure party of the first part
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: pale insane love of her life

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Demanding Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Electric Church

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: well-lubricated multi-colored cumskin kitchen

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Peach Incel

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mewling harsh messiness business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Frum Home Alpha

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: curious address

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Frum Home Alpha

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Frum Home Alpha

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: curious address

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mewling harsh messiness business firm

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Frum Home Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Aqua deranged queen of the night

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly stimulating old irish cottage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Frum Home Alpha

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: well-lubricated multi-colored cumskin kitchen

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Aqua deranged queen of the night

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: mauve flickering stag film genital piercing

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Azure Splenetic Crackhouse

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: impertinent yarmulke

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Laughsome Church Building

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: impertinent yarmulke

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: nofapping hairy legs

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: impertinent yarmulke

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Bistre aggressive parlour black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good angry parlor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: pearly appetizing cruise ship ratface

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: crawly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Buff temple

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insecure party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2/en-en/#49151922)