Date: September 26th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
The Fort Knox ones or the 1kg ones? Fort Knox there’s a good chance you get a skull fracture and potentially worse if a corner hits in a bad spot. The 1kg ones are chill from 12 inches away.
Date: September 26th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
Don’t the big ones weigh like 30 lbs? At 12 inches with head flexion that’d probably be 300-ish newtons or like 2.5G, which might be sub-concussion level? I dunno, I haven’t thought about this stuff since studying bike helmets years ago.
That gold bar would be worth ~$1.5million. I’d do it four times. Try to keep a loose neck and to take each blow to a different part of the head. Pro boxers and MMA fighters probably have a much worse payoff profile.