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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Burgundy hospital generalized bond
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
flushed ceo hall
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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Rose sticky mood area
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
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  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
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holy shit not flame
galvanic flirting pit mother
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
razzle liquid oxygen stage
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
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  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Burgundy hospital generalized bond
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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wasnt this movie written by AI?
Fragrant Pea-brained Temple
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
flushed ceo hall
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
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  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Burgundy hospital generalized bond

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: yapping emerald circlehead boltzmann

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Rose sticky mood area



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: yapping emerald circlehead boltzmann



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Sable Therapy Cuck



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: yapping emerald circlehead boltzmann



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: flushed ceo hall

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Burgundy hospital generalized bond

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Rose sticky mood area



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: plum location bbw

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Burgundy hospital generalized bond

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: plum location bbw

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic flirting pit mother

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: razzle liquid oxygen stage

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: hot multi-colored address kitty cat

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Burgundy hospital generalized bond

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: bull headed iridescent community account locale

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bespoke university candlestick maker

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bull headed iridescent community account locale

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: plum location bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Fragrant Pea-brained Temple

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: flushed ceo hall

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: titillating irate school

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: flushed ceo hall

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: aqua forum

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490766)