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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Orchestra Pit



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: electric degenerate national security agency



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Histrionic Station



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Tan 180 Generalized Bond Stead



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone patrolman weed whacker



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: peach trip senate mental disorder



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Bearded Turquoise Trust Fund Ladyboy

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Duck-like black woman temple

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Floppy heaven

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: marvelous shimmering lay shitlib

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Iridescent jewess



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Passionate cerise location

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: azure cerebral old irish cottage

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Exciting Coldplay Fan Stage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Gay Sanctuary Potus

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Bipolar hospital



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Onyx costumed headpube



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy circlehead regret

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian lemon clown

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Sepia dashing bawdyhouse



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