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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Pearl orchestra pit regret
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Titillating drab striped hyena
  11/29/25
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beady-eyed telephone antidepressant drug
  11/29/25
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Titillating drab striped hyena
  11/29/25
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Sticky vivacious puppy institution
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Titillating drab striped hyena
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Big halford
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Pearl orchestra pit regret
  11/29/25
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beady-eyed telephone antidepressant drug
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
khaki hideous church place of business
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Pearl orchestra pit regret
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
khaki hideous church place of business
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Razzle lake locus windowlicker
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Sepia Sex Offender
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Translucent native boltzmann
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Pearl orchestra pit regret
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Charismatic Coffee Pot
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Mischievous piazza pervert
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Charismatic Coffee Pot
  11/29/25
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khaki hideous church place of business
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
milky coldplay fan hall
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Big halford
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Talented hairless gunner
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Big halford
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Crawly mind-boggling hospital
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pearl orchestra pit regret

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Titillating drab striped hyena

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed telephone antidepressant drug



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Titillating drab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Sticky vivacious puppy institution



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Titillating drab striped hyena



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Big halford

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Pearl orchestra pit regret

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed telephone antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: khaki hideous church place of business

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Pearl orchestra pit regret

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: khaki hideous church place of business

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle lake locus windowlicker

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Sepia Sex Offender

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Translucent native boltzmann

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Pearl orchestra pit regret

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Coffee Pot

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mischievous piazza pervert

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Charismatic Coffee Pot

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: khaki hideous church place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: milky coldplay fan hall

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Big halford

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Talented hairless gunner

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Big halford

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Crawly mind-boggling hospital

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2/en-en/#49490030)