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HYPO: $3mil (tax free), must eat 4 sticks of butter daily for year

you get 20 off days. you can cook w the butter so long as th...
Frisky chrome main people half-breed
  07/06/25
I don't even think this would be hard. I'd eat 4-6 butter s...
greedy church
  07/06/25
4 sticks of butter is like 3200 calories and 460 or so grams...
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  07/06/25
He’s just rolling with the flame, you would be dead if...
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  07/06/25
Try to work out and do cardio as much as possible and drink ...
greedy church
  07/06/25
Seems doable. Anyone know what happens to your shit if you e...
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  07/06/25
no fucking chance. a tablespoon of butter is a lot
Misanthropic chapel
  07/06/25
Done. It's all getting melted and put on things. Only ot...
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  07/06/25
Enjoy cancer
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  07/06/25
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so TSINAH gets a $3 mil after tax dollars and doesn't have t...
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  07/06/25
i agree but seems like if you get injured you’re in a ...
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  07/06/25
i agree, there is significant risk involved, both in terms o...
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there's a very low risk of meaningful injury with low intens...
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I'm pretty confident that if you just soaked veggies in butt...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
This is impossible.
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I 100% percent take the first year, that is not hard, you wo...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
how tf is 4 stick of butter mashed potatoes an almost health...
Frisky chrome main people half-breed
  07/06/25
potatoes are basically the perfect food and you can whip an ...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
well nobody's saying that it would taste bad
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
and it would also be fairly nutritious, a basic bitch gym br...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
the calories aren't the problem though i think it's the fat...
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  07/06/25
it's 3 million and people do this for free
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  07/07/25
i feel like you'd probably die before the year was up
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
you could probably eat butter straight and not die for a yea...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
4 sticks is a ton of butter though. a stick of good scottish...
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
it is your fulltime job, being active isn't a real problem, ...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
idk man i don't think people are eating 4 sticks of butter a...
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
what do you think is in a fucking pizza?
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
2-3 tablespoons of olive oil some fat from cheese (probably...
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
by your own measures it would only require two and yes the f...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
who is eating three entire pizzas a day? we're talking large...
snowy sadistic mexican sandwich
  07/06/25
I really don't think you understand how many calories are in...
bespoke locale
  07/06/25
Easy. There’s a pound of butter in most pasta dishes y...
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  07/06/25
Healthier than the SuperSize me diet
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  07/06/25
didn't it come out later that the real reason that guy ended...
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  07/06/25
Should have drunk butter Alcohol is poison
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Don't French people in France do this everyday?
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I originally read this as four CUPS of butter per day, which...
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  07/06/25
Figure out how to make a drink with butter like a tea so you...
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
That's a typical day for a Danish person
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  07/06/25
I think this would kill me, so no.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed

you get 20 off days. you can cook w the butter so long as the dish incorporates all the butter (eg, you can eat a saucy dish w the butter cooked in the sauce so long as you consume all the sauce, you can’t just fry fish in a butter loaded sauce pan and call it good).

the butter is free. delivered daily.

if you take the deal, you have the option of extending for another year on new terms: 6 sticks of butter, $5 mil (tax free), otherwise same terms.

do you take the deal? if so, take the bonus year? strategies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076879)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: greedy church

I don't even think this would be hard. I'd eat 4-6 butter sandwiches a day on white toast (1 stick of butter per sandwich).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076885)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed

4 sticks of butter is like 3200 calories and 460 or so grams of fat. how are u avoiding massive weight gain here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076898)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous blue space stain

He’s just rolling with the flame, you would be dead if you tried this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076903)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: greedy church

Try to work out and do cardio as much as possible and drink a lot of water I guess. I agree I would probably gain a lot of weight over the two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076951)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: indigo stimulating shitlib jap

Seems doable. Anyone know what happens to your shit if you eat that much butter tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076902)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

no fucking chance. a tablespoon of butter is a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076907)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground

Done.

It's all getting melted and put on things. Only other food I'm eating is lean meat.

I'm jumping on cardarine, which is a PPARδ agonist and will turn my body into a fat burning machine. Also definitely doing like 2 hours of fasted cardio every fucking day, and on the off days I am not eating at all.

Gonna be a slog, but doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077021)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Brindle national

Enjoy cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077255)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground

Lowest human equivalent dose in the cancer study is 35 mg, and you can get by with running about half of that with insane results.

The other thing about that study is that it ran for 2 years, on the same rats and mice. Incidence of tumors in these species at the end of two years is typically extremely high anyway, and a leading natural cause of death. Would be very nice to see several more 12 month studies.

Also, for $3 million, I think you can do it for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077693)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: exciting ruby den

so TSINAH gets a $3 mil after tax dollars and doesn't have to change his lifestyle at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077024)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: High-end business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077275)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: canary school antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077695)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Arousing Puppy Casino

This wouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do 3-4 hours of zone 2 bike riding a day. Low risk of injury. Your metabolic rate will go up as you put on weight. You could likely get sufficient nutrients at 4000 total calories a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077041)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Irate Bisexual Theatre

i think this is cr. you'd have to stop working, and just focus on as much low impact cardio as you can. swimming, biking, walking, just nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077295)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: greedy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077307)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed

i agree but seems like if you get injured you’re in a real pickle

can’t really just “stop” after a while because i would’ve quit my job to pull this off but 4x sticks daily while sitting on my ass could at least end my marriage if not life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077434)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Irate Bisexual Theatre

i agree, there is significant risk involved, both in terms of fat intake, caloric intake, injury risk, etc. but $3 million tax free? i'd have to consider it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077494)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Arousing Puppy Casino

there's a very low risk of meaningful injury with low intensity exercise on a stationary bike. even if you lost a few weeks of exercise throughout the year, you are not going to gain a significant amount of weight from a butter + minimal nutrition diet.

the biggest concern is letting your LDL go crazy with all the fat. you would need to nuke it with statins, ezetimibe, fiber and possibly a PCSK9 inhibitor. anyway, i think this deal is a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: bespoke locale

I'm pretty confident that if you just soaked veggies in butter you could do this for a year without any meaningful health impact, people eat worse than this for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077699)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Transparent shivering community account kitchen

This is impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077062)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: bespoke locale

I 100% percent take the first year, that is not hard, you wouldn't even have to work out hard to beat that, there are so many delicious sauces you could eat or hell you could just throw it in mashed potatoes and honestly barely be unhealthy

the second year is an issue, I would probably say no to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077070)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed

how tf is 4 stick of butter mashed potatoes an almost healthy dish?

I lean towards going for it but mashed potatoes sounds like one of the quickest ways to die doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077207)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bespoke locale

potatoes are basically the perfect food and you can whip an absurd amount of butter into them, it would be terribly fatty but it would not be hard to get two sticks into one decent pot and just skip the rest of your meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077214)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

well nobody's saying that it would taste bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077226)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: bespoke locale

and it would also be fairly nutritious, a basic bitch gym bro could handle that amount of calories with no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077227)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

the calories aren't the problem though

i think it's the fat content and the type of fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077231)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: bespoke locale

it's 3 million and people do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077236)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078909)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

i feel like you'd probably die before the year was up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077212)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bespoke locale

you could probably eat butter straight and not die for a year, modern people are pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077218)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

4 sticks is a ton of butter though. a stick of good scottish butter is pretty hefty and the accumulation of lipids in your cardiovascular system would really start weighing on you unless you were very, very active daily (as a gardener or rancher or something) without fail

is butter hard on the kidneys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077224)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: bespoke locale

it is your fulltime job, being active isn't a real problem, you do realize normal fully alive fats without millions of dollars run this expiriment daily more or less and without exercise and are quite alive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077230)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

idk man i don't think people are eating 4 sticks of butter a day much of anywhere

in sneed oil terms that'd be about ~2 whole cups of canola or vegetable oil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077235)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: bespoke locale

what do you think is in a fucking pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077237)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

2-3 tablespoons of olive oil

some fat from cheese (probably equivalent to a stick or two of butter)

but nobody's eating 3 pizzas a day by themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077248)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: bespoke locale

by your own measures it would only require two and yes the fuck they are, lots of them, and it isn't as though eating ribeye and 20 eggs is good for you it's just those guys work it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077302)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

who is eating three entire pizzas a day? we're talking large Dave Portnoy ones where he takes two bites and writes his review sized pizzas. you would be corpulent after two months of this. your bowels would be full of liquid day in and day out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: bespoke locale

I really don't think you understand how many calories are in a pizza, a full new york pie is covering 3 sticks of butter and easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077535)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Brindle national

Easy. There’s a pound of butter in most pasta dishes you get at restaurants. Easy to just dip crab in butter. And you’d get jacked. Butter is actually very good for you contrary to popular belief due to big food company advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077251)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Buff Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency

Healthier than the SuperSize me diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077253)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

didn't it come out later that the real reason that guy ended up looking so unhealthy was actually binge drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077260)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Buff Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency

Should have drunk butter

Alcohol is poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077263)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: snowy sadistic mexican sandwich

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/05/05/404435137/tea-tuesdays-butter-up-that-tea-tibetan-style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077272)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077277)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: High-end business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077305)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077694)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Passionate underhanded genital piercing principal's office

Don't French people in France do this everyday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077278)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria

I originally read this as four CUPS of butter per day, which would be difficult. 4 sticks? Sign me up. Is it okay if I eat more than 4 sticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077552)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077696)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078736)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Shimmering Keepsake Machete

this is your future:

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https://www.live5news.com/2025/02/06/man-develops-yellow-nodules-skin-after-eating-6-9-pounds-cheese-butter-every-day/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077565)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: greedy church

That guy was eating 6-9 pounds of butter/cheese per day.

4 sticks of butter is only 1 pound, it would be no problem. As I said upthread, just eating a few butter sandwiches a day would take care of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077672)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: sapphire university people who are hurt

Figure out how to make a drink with butter like a tea so you are just pissing it out and not getting fat from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077659)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Frisky chrome main people half-breed

great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077678)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground

lmfao

This really is a great bait account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077697)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: costumed umber range immigrant

That's a typical day for a Danish person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077688)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

I think this would kill me, so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078725)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sable tank

Disco Fats in a rush to leverage all his assets and get the 3mm to pay for forced curbing of his butter habit in hopes he can drag his fat ass up a mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078735)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078911)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac slimy friendly grandma filthpig

hell yes and I move to a high income tax state to further leverage this incredible opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078763)