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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Carnelian sinister address regret
  06/30/25
wow lol
Rusted kitty cat
  06/30/25
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Smoky Nursing Home
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Rusted kitty cat
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Carnelian sinister address regret
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Curious maize sex offender
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Carnelian sinister address regret
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
glassy demanding becky indian lodge
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
At-the-ready boyish institution
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Rusted kitty cat
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
razzmatazz fighting temple circlehead
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Carnelian sinister address regret
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
At-the-ready boyish institution
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Stirring Volcanic Crater
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Rusted kitty cat
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Carnelian sinister address regret
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
hilarious corner pistol
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Anal fishy garrison lettuce
  06/30/25
...
jet-lagged hell milk
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
flushed personal credit line shrine
  06/30/25
...
Carnelian sinister address regret
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Fragrant puce stock car box office
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
flatulent faggotry
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Slap-happy ratface
  06/30/25
...
razzmatazz fighting temple circlehead
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Stirring Volcanic Crater
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
gaped harsh sound barrier kitty
  07/01/25
...
flatulent faggotry
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Soul-stirring abnormal mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Racy submissive bawdyhouse idiot
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Overrated mint cruise ship multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Shimmering floppy turdskin market
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
twisted mildly autistic hospital digit ratio
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
rose coldplay fan
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Smoky Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Curious maize sex offender

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: glassy demanding becky indian lodge

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready boyish institution

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz fighting temple circlehead

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: At-the-ready boyish institution

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Stirring Volcanic Crater

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: hilarious corner pistol

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Anal fishy garrison lettuce

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged hell milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: flushed personal credit line shrine

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Carnelian sinister address regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Fragrant puce stock car box office

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: flatulent faggotry

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy ratface

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz fighting temple circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Stirring Volcanic Crater

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: gaped harsh sound barrier kitty

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: flatulent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring abnormal mad-dog skullcap stag film

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Racy submissive bawdyhouse idiot

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Overrated mint cruise ship multi-billionaire

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Shimmering floppy turdskin market

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: twisted mildly autistic hospital digit ratio

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: rose coldplay fan

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065360)