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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
richard clock
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
richard clock
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  10/17/25
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Karlstank
  10/17/25
Best player ever. There’s not even an argument anymore...
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richard clock
  10/17/25
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Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
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  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
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  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
richard clock
  10/17/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
AI_concubine
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
richard clock
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
richard clock
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
ponyboy curtis
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
richard clock
  10/17/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Karlstank
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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richard clock
  10/17/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Karlstank
  10/17/25
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Nazca Redlines
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
richard clock
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/17/25
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richard clock
  10/17/25
:(
bloomington
  10/17/25
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goy orbison
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Fyre festival founder
  10/18/25
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young Boasthard
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
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  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
SneakersSO
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
AZNgirl asking AZNman why he didn't hit 4 homers
  10/18/25
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goy orbison
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
SneakersSO
  10/18/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: richard clock

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: richard clock

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Karlstank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357114)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Best player ever. There’s not even an argument anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: richard clock

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357021)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: AI_concubine

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: richard clock

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: richard clock

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: richard clock

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Karlstank

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Karlstank

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358494)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357165)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Fyre festival founder

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: young Boasthard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: AZNgirl asking AZNman why he didn't hit 4 homers

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: SneakersSO

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2/en-en/#49358280)