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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/26/25
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rebellious bistre legal warrant
  07/26/25
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razzmatazz cruise ship goal in life
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
comical medicated theater
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/26/25
At a bar
Beady-eyed Circlehead
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rebellious bistre legal warrant
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chartreuse den
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Yellow people who are hurt
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Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
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histrionic red national security agency codepig
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Trip fat ankles
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passionate field
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
infuriating 180 striped hyena
  07/26/25
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Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
embarrassed to the bone crackhouse stock car
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/26/25
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Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
embarrassed to the bone crackhouse stock car
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
rebellious bistre legal warrant
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Glittery Nofapping Senate Alpha
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/27/25
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provocative topaz church building filthpig
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
soul-stirring frozen stage gaming laptop
  07/26/25
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rebellious bistre legal warrant
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Ruby trump supporter
  07/26/25
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Erotic mauve kitty
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Carmine Apoplectic Regret
  07/26/25
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histrionic red national security agency codepig
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Chocolate diverse weed whacker
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Erotic mauve kitty
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Brass Charismatic Space Idiot
  07/26/25
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Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm
  07/26/25
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racy house-broken orchestra pit jewess
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Fragrant carnelian property candlestick maker
  07/26/25
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rebellious bistre legal warrant
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
haunting area
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Mentally Impaired Shrine
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
yapping ticket booth depressive
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: rebellious bistre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: comical medicated theater

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Circlehead

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: rebellious bistre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: chartreuse den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: magenta bateful hall really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mahogany bull headed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: primrose multi-colored abode marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Yellow people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: histrionic red national security agency codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Erotic mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Onyx Laughsome Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Trip fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: appetizing orange nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: infuriating 180 striped hyena

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crackhouse stock car

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crackhouse stock car

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: rebellious bistre legal warrant

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery Nofapping Senate Alpha

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: provocative topaz church building filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring frozen stage gaming laptop

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: rebellious bistre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Ruby trump supporter

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Erotic mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Carmine Apoplectic Regret

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: histrionic red national security agency codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Chocolate diverse weed whacker

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Erotic mauve kitty

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Brass Charismatic Space Idiot

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: racy house-broken orchestra pit jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Business Firm

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fragrant carnelian property candlestick maker

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: rebellious bistre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: haunting area

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Shrine

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: yapping ticket booth depressive

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)