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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Marvelous whorehouse
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
topaz headpube
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
glittery box office shitlib
  09/18/14
fair
filthy apoplectic site azn
  09/18/14
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Deep turquoise hell legal warrant
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
bistre crackhouse
  02/26/16
No man
soul-stirring fanboi
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Swollen meetinghouse community account
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Tripping charismatic hissy fit
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Stubborn giraffe
  02/26/16
fuk u
black lay trust fund
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glittery box office shitlib
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bistre crackhouse
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Misunderstood Sienna Shrine Dysfunction
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Rebellious public bath codepig
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Stimulating parlor quadroon
  02/26/16
Lol fags
multi-colored translucent principal's office
  02/26/16
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Stimulating parlor quadroon
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
fluffy sexy gunner
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Obsidian Volcanic Crater Sound Barrier
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Cerebral coldplay fan
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
peach temple
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Obsidian Volcanic Crater Sound Barrier
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
peach temple
  03/08/16
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Stimulating parlor quadroon
  09/28/21
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Stimulating parlor quadroon
  02/15/22
Lul
exciting henna school
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Galvanic cocky address
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Marvelous whorehouse
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Maroon Adventurous Nowag
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
rusted area affirmative action
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Maroon Adventurous Nowag
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
rusted area affirmative action
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Boyish brilliant twinkling uncleanness
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rusted area affirmative action
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Maroon Adventurous Nowag
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Stimulating parlor quadroon
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous whorehouse

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: topaz headpube

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: glittery box office shitlib

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: filthy apoplectic site azn

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Deep turquoise hell legal warrant



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: bistre crackhouse

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring fanboi

No man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30007302)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse community account

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Tripping charismatic hissy fit

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Stubborn giraffe

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: black lay trust fund

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: glittery box office shitlib



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: bistre crackhouse



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sienna Shrine Dysfunction



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Rebellious public bath codepig



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: multi-colored translucent principal's office

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: fluffy sexy gunner

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Obsidian Volcanic Crater Sound Barrier

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: peach temple

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Obsidian Volcanic Crater Sound Barrier

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: peach temple

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: exciting henna school

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Galvanic cocky address



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous whorehouse



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Maroon Adventurous Nowag

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: rusted area affirmative action

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Maroon Adventurous Nowag

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: rusted area affirmative action

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Boyish brilliant twinkling uncleanness

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/en-en/#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: rusted area affirmative action



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Maroon Adventurous Nowag



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling knife gas station

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor quadroon



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