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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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I just got one of these too FML
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How poor are you fuckers?
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: charcoal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Ungodly bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: contagious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Histrionic autistic really tough guy

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Supple hominid dog poop



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Dead Cruise Ship Selfie

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Appetizing faggot firefighter public bath

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Light telephone legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: floppy black woman round eye

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic autistic really tough guy

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Appetizing faggot firefighter public bath

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Histrionic autistic really tough guy

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Duck-like Hissy Fit Weed Whacker



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Brindle area famous landscape painting



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Brindle area famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling double fault

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: mahogany vivacious trump supporter cuck

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Duck-like Hissy Fit Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Dead Cruise Ship Selfie

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Light telephone legal warrant

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Arrogant Codepig Keepsake Machete

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Walnut library death wish

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: burgundy hateful roommate blood rage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Red Casino Boiling Water

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: contagious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: mahogany vivacious trump supporter cuck

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Address

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: charcoal wagecucks

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49111460)