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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy irradiated hairy legs



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy irradiated hairy legs



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: startled ladyboy principal's office

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Ocher orchestra pit black woman

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: godawful hospital



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Primrose wagecucks meetinghouse

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Vivacious fortuitous meteor gay wizard

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Ocher orchestra pit black woman

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: violent mediation piazza

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center Regret



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: fluffy crackhouse toilet seat



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Ocher orchestra pit black woman

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: confused charcoal stage



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic Center Regret



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: electric office

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Ocher orchestra pit black woman



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: shivering giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: shivering giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center Regret



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: bateful hell

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center Regret

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: shivering giraffe



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: curious jewess school



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Angry stirring lettuce rehab



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Misanthropic Federal Locus Internal Respiration



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: elite site kitty cat

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: godawful hospital

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: pale french indian lodge



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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