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orange menage
  07/02/19
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orange menage
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
orange menage
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Floppy impressive internal respiration
  12/20/20
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cyan cuck
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal
  08/21/19
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Supple water buffalo
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
motley den
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Lavender Trip Fat Ankles Son Of Senegal
  08/21/19
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alcoholic windowlicker
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Greedy amethyst pozpig
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Lavender Trip Fat Ankles Son Of Senegal
  08/21/19
emergency money
ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal
  08/21/19
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Shimmering Home
  09/01/19
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razzle-dazzle round eye
  03/06/20
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razzle-dazzle round eye
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Comical Filthy Dragon Incel
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
orange menage
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Curious azure depressive potus
  09/01/19
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Shimmering Home
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
motley den
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
orange menage
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
alcoholic windowlicker
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
orange menage
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
dun passionate volcanic crater
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
orange menage
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
hideous cream business firm
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
orange menage
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Fantasy-prone Contagious Temple
  09/10/21
great thread
canary aromatic prole resort
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
orange menage
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
orange menage
  04/10/23
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cyan cuck
  04/10/23
i love men
canary aromatic prole resort
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
orange menage
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
orange menage
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Curious azure depressive potus
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
orange menage
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Slap-happy hall reading party
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
orange menage
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
orange menage
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
orange menage
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: orange menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: orange menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: orange menage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Floppy impressive internal respiration

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: cyan cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Supple water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: motley den

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Lavender Trip Fat Ankles Son Of Senegal

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: alcoholic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Greedy amethyst pozpig

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Lavender Trip Fat Ankles Son Of Senegal

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: ruddy maniacal university sneaky criminal

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Comical Filthy Dragon Incel

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: orange menage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Curious azure depressive potus

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: motley den

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: orange menage

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: alcoholic windowlicker

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: orange menage

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: dun passionate volcanic crater

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: orange menage

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: hideous cream business firm

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: orange menage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Contagious Temple

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: canary aromatic prole resort

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: orange menage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: orange menage

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: cyan cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: canary aromatic prole resort

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: orange menage

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: orange menage

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Curious azure depressive potus

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: orange menage

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy hall reading party

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: orange menage

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: orange menage

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: orange menage

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264493)