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balding messiness juggernaut
  07/02/19
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balding messiness juggernaut
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
balding messiness juggernaut
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Tantric motley boistinker
  12/20/20
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Seedy indecent milk
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Adventurous space knife
  08/21/19
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Magical circlehead
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
titillating rusted property rigor
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
slippery theater doctorate
  08/21/19
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Iridescent headpube
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Wonderful legend locus
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Adventurous space knife
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
slippery theater doctorate
  08/21/19
emergency money
Adventurous space knife
  08/21/19
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Jet Startled Idea He Suggested Location
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Stirring Queen Of The Night
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Stirring Queen Of The Night
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
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You’re poor
flickering incel
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
bateful onyx main people
  09/01/19
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Jet Startled Idea He Suggested Location
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
titillating rusted property rigor
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
balding messiness juggernaut
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Iridescent headpube
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
balding messiness juggernaut
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
sooty costumed office cumskin
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
balding messiness juggernaut
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Translucent mediation sanctuary
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
excitant very tactful principal's office philosopher-king
  09/10/21
great thread
Trip dingle berry meetinghouse
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
balding messiness juggernaut
  04/10/23
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Seedy indecent milk
  04/10/23
i love men
Trip dingle berry meetinghouse
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
balding messiness juggernaut
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
bateful onyx main people
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
coiffed dopamine range
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
balding messiness juggernaut
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
balding messiness juggernaut
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Tantric motley boistinker

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Seedy indecent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Adventurous space knife

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Magical circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: titillating rusted property rigor

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: slippery theater doctorate

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Iridescent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Wonderful legend locus

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Adventurous space knife

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: slippery theater doctorate

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Adventurous space knife

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Jet Startled Idea He Suggested Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Stirring Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Stirring Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: flickering incel

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bateful onyx main people

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Jet Startled Idea He Suggested Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: titillating rusted property rigor

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Iridescent headpube

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: sooty costumed office cumskin

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Translucent mediation sanctuary

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: excitant very tactful principal's office philosopher-king

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Trip dingle berry meetinghouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Seedy indecent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Trip dingle berry meetinghouse

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bateful onyx main people

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: coiffed dopamine range

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: balding messiness juggernaut

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en/#49264493)