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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
ungodly property
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/01/26
120...
ungodly property
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Razzmatazz maroon police squad
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Razzmatazz maroon police squad
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
pale antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
pale antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Sadistic lodge
  06/01/26
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Indecent school cafeteria jew
  06/01/26
...
Aromatic ivory macaca menage
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
...
seedy temple fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
nofapping cruel-hearted spot hominid
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
electric theater stage
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
electric theater stage
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Indecent school cafeteria jew
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Indecent school cafeteria jew
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
electric theater stage
  06/01/26
...
Rusted twisted location wagecucks
  06/02/26
you maed it
fragrant indirect expression
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
fear-inspiring ticket booth
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
dashing range
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
claret contagious cuck
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Angry Box Office
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
sable background story
  06/01/26
...
hairraiser buck-toothed masturbator business firm
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
heady old irish cottage telephone
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
heady old irish cottage telephone
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
brilliant puppy stain
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
trip drunken abode french chef
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
electric theater stage
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
trip drunken abode french chef
  06/01/26
...
pale antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
...
glittery startled turdskin
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
dashing range
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
dashing range
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Big center toaster
  06/02/26
...
Lascivious aggressive area
  06/02/26
...
Indecent school cafeteria jew
  06/02/26
...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/03/26
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pale antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
...
dashing range
  06/03/26
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seedy temple fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Tan dilemma
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Adventurous Station Rigpig
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Lascivious aggressive area
  06/03/26
...
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/03/26
...
Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House
  06/03/26
...
pale antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
...
dashing range
  06/03/26
...
self-absorbed forum rigor
  06/03/26
...
ungodly property
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
mustard ladyboy pit
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
galvanic emerald principal's office faggotry
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ungodly property

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: ungodly property

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon police squad

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon police squad

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pale antidepressant drug

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: pale antidepressant drug

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Sadistic lodge

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Indecent school cafeteria jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Aromatic ivory macaca menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: seedy temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: nofapping cruel-hearted spot hominid

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: electric theater stage

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: electric theater stage

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Indecent school cafeteria jew

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Indecent school cafeteria jew

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: electric theater stage

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Rusted twisted location wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: fragrant indirect expression

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring ticket booth

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: dashing range

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: claret contagious cuck

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Angry Box Office

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: sable background story

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: hairraiser buck-toothed masturbator business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: heady old irish cottage telephone

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: heady old irish cottage telephone

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: brilliant puppy stain

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: trip drunken abode french chef

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: electric theater stage

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: trip drunken abode french chef

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: pale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: glittery startled turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: dashing range

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: dashing range

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Big center toaster

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Indecent school cafeteria jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: pale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: seedy temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Tan dilemma

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Station Rigpig

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive area

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed forum rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: ungodly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: mustard ladyboy pit

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: galvanic emerald principal's office faggotry

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Federal Burgundy Cuckoldry House

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912932)