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When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: maroon soul-stirring karate ratface

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: yellow hospital marketing idea

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Hateful parlour people who are hurt

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Anal Irradiated Market

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Adventurous green forum

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Odious principal's office lettuce

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: maroon soul-stirring karate ratface

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Curious umber feces

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Curious umber feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious Self-absorbed Roommate

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: maroon soul-stirring karate ratface

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Contagious Self-absorbed Roommate

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Big hell doctorate

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: talented black woman brunch

White people

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Translucent Idiotic Nursing Home Water Buffalo

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: infuriating dragon haunted graveyard

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: maroon soul-stirring karate ratface

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: infuriating dragon haunted graveyard

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Big hell doctorate

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous green forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Big hell doctorate

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Translucent Idiotic Nursing Home Water Buffalo

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: glittery indigo resort

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: infuriating dragon haunted graveyard

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Anal Irradiated Market

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: infuriating dragon haunted graveyard

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: yellow hospital marketing idea

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Appetizing fantasy-prone keepsake machete useless brakes

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Appetizing fantasy-prone keepsake machete useless brakes

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Contagious Self-absorbed Roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Avocado Area Community Account

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: smoky zombie-like dilemma travel guidebook

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Odious principal's office lettuce

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Cordovan Casino Coldplay Fan

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot puppy

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot puppy

Girls Gone Wild

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Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: maize electric garrison

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot puppy

Muzzy

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Adventurous green forum

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Chestnut Windowlicker School Cafeteria

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: lavender disgusting location psychic

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: irate marvelous sneaky criminal

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: supple glassy menage trust fund

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: stimulating pisswyrm

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Avocado Area Community Account

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Curious umber feces

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Curious umber feces

Crystal Light

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Dashing ceo tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Curious umber feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Dashing ceo tank

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Coldplay Fan

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