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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
citrine cruise ship potus
  12/29/15
b!
arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican
  12/29/15
C
Tan locus boltzmann
  12/29/15
...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
c
Bull headed international law enforcement agency filthpig
  12/29/15
a
maroon free-loading principal's office personal credit line
  12/29/15
a
learning disabled supple place of business
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
citrine cruise ship potus
  12/29/15
...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Maize Base
  12/29/15
...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
?
Maize Base
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...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
citrine cruise ship potus
  12/29/15
...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
c for sure
Maize Base
  12/29/15
C
learning disabled supple place of business
  12/29/15
c
cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop
  12/29/15
Xo
Tan locus boltzmann
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Hyperventilating dingle berry
  12/30/15
C!
arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Onyx stage
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...
Cerise new version locale
  12/29/15
...
Tan locus boltzmann
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Navy filthy stain
  12/29/15
lol ouch
hairraiser adulterous really tough guy
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Maize Base
  12/29/15
...
Godawful ocher roast beef
  12/30/15
...
Cerise new version locale
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
beady-eyed snowy pisswyrm hall
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
citrine cruise ship potus
  12/30/15
2
hairraiser adulterous really tough guy
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
beady-eyed snowy pisswyrm hall
  12/30/15
police
Hyperventilating dingle berry
  12/30/15
1
learning disabled supple place of business
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Tan locus boltzmann
  12/30/15
...
Tan locus boltzmann
  01/02/16
4 and 180
cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop
  12/30/15
...
Tan locus boltzmann
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
crusty business firm
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...
fear-inspiring temple son of senegal
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship potus

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Bull headed international law enforcement agency filthpig

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: maroon free-loading principal's office personal credit line

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: learning disabled supple place of business

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship potus

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Maize Base

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Maize Base

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship potus

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Maize Base

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: learning disabled supple place of business

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating dingle berry

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: arousing coiffed whorehouse mexican

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Onyx stage

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Navy filthy stain

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: hairraiser adulterous really tough guy

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Maize Base

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Godawful ocher roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Cerise new version locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed snowy pisswyrm hall

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: citrine cruise ship potus

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: hairraiser adulterous really tough guy

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed snowy pisswyrm hall

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating dingle berry

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: learning disabled supple place of business

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: cobalt fragrant liquid oxygen dog poop

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Tan locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: crusty business firm

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: fear-inspiring temple son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Motley dragon church

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: sadistic casino trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284137)