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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
hairraiser iridescent cruise ship
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
cracking institution
  07/06/25
underrated
Big range potus
  07/06/25
THIS.
Henna Excitant Chad
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Very Tactful Mind-boggling Pit Weed Whacker
  07/06/25
Lol
Blue party of the first part
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Thriller round eye garrison
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Aphrodisiac submissive persian locus
  07/06/25
...
hairraiser iridescent cruise ship
  07/06/25
...
Thriller round eye garrison
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Razzle bawdyhouse indirect expression
  07/06/25
Of course
ruddy french telephone gunner
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Dashing chartreuse jew
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
ruddy french telephone gunner
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Thriller round eye garrison
  07/06/25
No
Razzle-dazzle boistinker step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
green contagious state
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Dashing chartreuse jew
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
galvanic mood
  07/06/25
...
Dead razzmatazz sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
laughsome walnut toaster
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Aphrodisiac submissive persian locus
  07/06/25
noble
fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan
  07/06/25
...
Dead razzmatazz sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
...
Lime Karate Factory Reset Button
  07/07/25
...
laughsome walnut toaster
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser iridescent cruise ship

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cracking institution

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Big range potus

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Chad

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Very Tactful Mind-boggling Pit Weed Whacker

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Blue party of the first part

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Thriller round eye garrison

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac submissive persian locus

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: hairraiser iridescent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Thriller round eye garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle bawdyhouse indirect expression

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: ruddy french telephone gunner

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Dashing chartreuse jew

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: ruddy french telephone gunner

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Thriller round eye garrison

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle boistinker step-uncle's house

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: green contagious state

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Dashing chartreuse jew

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: galvanic mood

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Dead razzmatazz sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: laughsome walnut toaster

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac submissive persian locus

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: fishy bateful dilemma coldplay fan

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Dead razzmatazz sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Lime Karate Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: laughsome walnut toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/en-en/#49079489)